The truth about periods

[Colin]

Disgruntled boyfriend, Richard Neill, posted this message on the Facebook wall of feminine hygiene company Bodyform:

Richard Neill to Bodyform 8 October at 21:30 via Mobile
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Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

Bodyform then made this video ‘apology’ and posted it on YouTube:


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpy75q2DDow]Bodyform Responds :: The Truth - YouTube[/ame]


BRILLIANT!

 

[JWBooth]

Absolutely Marvelous!