The Fence Test

[Truth2Know]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

 

[williepete]

 

[bullwinkle]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

What do you figure Foxworthy has to say about gay marriage or abortions or Congressional failure to enforce the laws of the land like answering subpoenas, for one thing?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

What do you figure Foxworthy has to say about gay marriage or abortions or Congressional failure to enforce the laws of the land like answering subpoenas, for one thing?

like answering subpoenas

Like Eric (the racist) Holder not showing up and was held in contempt of congress?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

What do you figure Foxworthy has to say about gay marriage or abortions or Congressional failure to enforce the laws of the land like answering subpoenas, for one thing?

Yeah, I thought you would be dumbfounded when I pointed out the hypocrisy of the last administration and its abuse of powers.

 

[bullwinkle]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

What do you figure Foxworthy has to say about gay marriage or abortions or Congressional failure to enforce the laws of the land like answering subpoenas, for one thing?

Yeah, I thought you would be dumbfounded when I pointed out the hypocrisy of the last administration and its abuse of powers.

The only thing you pointed out is how insufferably superior you think you are. How you are the standard we should all try to reach. And you do that by making up offenses and pasting them onto Democrats. Spare me the Republican morality. I see it fail every day as they sit there watching the corruption float by on the swamp they created while talking about how moral they are. Gag!

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

The Fence Test

This is straight-forward country thinking by Jeff Foxworthy.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.


If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.


If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it


If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.


If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A Democrat will delete it because he or she is offended.


Well, I forwarded it.

What do you figure Foxworthy has to say about gay marriage or abortions or Congressional failure to enforce the laws of the land like answering subpoenas, for one thing?

Yeah, I thought you would be dumbfounded when I pointed out the hypocrisy of the last administration and its abuse of powers.

The only thing you pointed out is how insufferably superior you think you are. How you are the standard we should all try to reach. And you do that by making up offenses and pasting them onto Democrats. Spare me the Republican morality. I see it fail every day as they sit there watching the corruption float by on the swamp they created while talking about how moral they are. Gag!

Dude, I use only 1/8th my brain so you have a chance to debate me. I know what the last admin did, not only did they allow 10,000 Mexican citizens to die by Eric Holder, but also, 4 US citizens die by Hillary Rotten Clinton. Yet dickwads like you think how bad President Trump is, yet your side still fucks up all the time. Go back to the cesspool you crawled out of.