The Day's Political Humor

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The pictures of Obama/Bush in the grade schools are telling.

What a stark difference.

Obama the chicken shit pussy vs Bush the laid back


Yeahh, what a difference. We should have known there would be a world of difference the minute we heard "Let it be known that today was the day the oceans stopped rising and the planet began to heal" No ordinary human who is keenly aware of the limitations to his knowledge, power or skills would have said that, at least in their right mind. Maybe "A little weed and a little blow" isn't as far in his past as He would like us to think?
Then again he may deem it appropriate to grow some cranial protuberances and cloven hooves if and when he visits the Temple in Jerusalem too? Then, how he got where he is today would have an easy explanation.

His first electoral opponent was removed from the ballot after all the signatures on the opponents electoral petition were disqualified as invalid.
His next two opponents went down in flames after both their supoposedly sealed by court order divorce records were opened for public inspection.
John McCain crashed and burned when a mysterious, still secret, group of investors led a raid on the United States banking system that nearly toppled it in an October Surprise that plunged the country into an economic depression that we still have not recovered from today.

Will we manage to somehow return to a near record low 4% unemployment level by November 6, 2012?
What deep, dark secret hidden in Mitt Romney's, Rick Perry's, Michelle Bachmann's, Herman Cain's, Sarah Palin's past will be surreptitiously made known next September/October paving the way for Barack Obama's glorious re election?
If this indeed comers to pass, look for death panels and re education camps immediately around the corner. If you think his first term was bad, the second will be a doozy.
 
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