The Courtship of Mohammed's Father.

[JW Frogen]

Islam is all the rage these days, literally, and Sid and Marty Kroft are too, and both fantasies seem to have some common threads.

H. R. Allahstuff H.R.Allahstuf,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuf,
Can't do a little cause he kill enough.

Once upon a summertime
Just a dream from yesterday
A man and his magic Arc Angel
Heard a voice from off his head
"Come and play with me, Mohammed
Come and play with me.
And I will take you on a trip
Far across insanity."

But the voice belonged to a kooky old God
Who had in mind our reason to flog
From Allah's terror in the sky
Mohammed watched Allah's plans materialize
Allah waved his wand
And all thought was gone
The skies grew dark
The sea grew rough
And the Koran cried death on and on and on and on and on and on.

Ready to set off another suicide bomb!!!!!

H.R. Allahstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Allahstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't kill enough.

 

[Kalam]

Somewhere in that cesspit of inanity and meaninglessness is a point. Care to dredge it out and start a real discussion?

 

[Al Gunn]

I think he's trying to say that mohammed was a pedophile who banged 9 year old girls, and who wore a diaper on his head.