Here is the best argument against global warming:
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Oh, right. There isn't one.
Nice snark. This should be fun.
There is no good argument against global warming. In all the brouhaha about tiny errors recently found in the massive IPCC report, the posturing by global climate deniers, including some elected officials, leaked emails, and media reports, here is one fact that seems to have been overlooked:
Tiny errors? The Climate-gate emails were a deliberate cover up of contrary data. The Himalayan miscalculation was so blatantly evident that it's incredibly difficult to assert nobody along the chain didn't noticed 2300 is, in fact, not 2030. Granted, these incidents don't dismantle the entire science behind the general theory, but it's intellectually dishonest to maintain these are "tiny errors", instead of gross abuses of the scientific method for policy purposes. Not to mention Pachuari's potential conflict of interests.
The author uses a cheap tactic; diminish the faults of "his" side, while exaggerating and generalizing the opinions of the "other" side. So far, he's coming across as a hack.
Those who deny that humans are causing unprecedented climate change have never, ever produced an alternative scientific argument that comes close to explaining the evidence we see around the world that the climate is changing.
Nitpick, because it bothers me: the climate is constantly changing, so the phrase "climate is changing" is redundant.
The author mischaracterizes the debate by using the term "deny that humans are causing unprecedented climate change", because there are those who won't deny the "humans causing" part but will contest the "unprecedented" part.
So he's setting up a false dichotomy; there's the "accepters" and the "deniers". What about the skeptics, those who will concede that humans effect the climate but are unsure that the level of effect warrants a readjustment of the global economy?
The debate in the climate science community is about the level of human effect. The author skews the actual debate, and instead goes after the easy target in an attempt to strengthen his own contention, probably because the skeptical arguments would challenge his position more than those of the deniers who he feels comfortable to attack.
Here is the second best argument used by deniers against global warming, (but edited for children) from a message received by a colleague of mine:
"Mr. xxx, this is John Q. Public out here. Perhaps you don't understand there's no such thing as man-made global warming. I don't care if you call it f!@%$#%@ing climate change, I don't f!@%$#%@ing care what you call it. The same thing you communists tried in the 1970s. I've got a f!@%$#%@ing 75 articles from Newsweek Magazine stating we were making the earth freeze to death and we would have to melt the f!@%$#%@ing ice caps to save the earth. You, sir, and your colleagues, are progressive communists attempting to destroy America...Your f!@%$#%@ing agenda-driven, money-f!@%$#%@ing grabbing paws and understand there's no such thing as global warming, you f!@%$#%@ing idiot and your f!@%$#%@ing colleagues."
Nice, eh? Unfortunately, lots of climate scientists get emails and other messages like this. Note the careful reasoning? The persuasive and logical nature of the debate? The reference to the best scientific evidence from 1970 Newsweek magazines? Very compelling arguments, yes?
Yeah, because that's a fair representation of all those who don't yet completely accept that the scientific community is in consensus of fast-paced, human-caused effects on the climate, and whether these effects are categorically negative. He finds the worst of the worst to make an easy target with which to paint the "other side", then caps it off with some Level 1 Snark. If you're gonna do it, Gleik, then go all the way.
Scientists are used to debating facts with each other, with the best evidence and theory winning.
Which is what all the non-hack climate scientists are doing. The general theory of global warming is accepted, much like evolution, but the nuances are what is being debated--and it's those nuances that will, or should, drive policy.
Well, this is a bar fight, where the facts are irrelevant, and apparently, the rules and tools of science are too. But who wins bar fights? As the Simpsons cartoon so brilliantly showed, bullies. Not always the guy who is right.
Well, it takes two to fight in a bar. There are ideologues on both sides of this issue who will attempt to reap "victory" by painting the others as either ignorant or anti-capitalists, neither of which may be far from reality. But meanwhile, the actual scientists and those on the fence will look at the data and continue to debate that data. And yet, while the author asserts that the debate has descend to a "bar fight", he, in this very article, is tossing sloppy left hooks, too.
He goes after the easy target--like going after a creationist, instead of an evolutionist who contests the rate of bi-pedal progression--but makes no concession that there are valid, skeptical arguments.
Seriously, all it would've take was one-paragraph admission of this, and I would've been fine; I wouldn't even have responded. But by that omission, he's led me to believe he only wants to engage in drawing a line in the debate between accepters and deniers, thereby squeezing out the skeptics and/or lumping us in with the deniers. It's unfair to the discussion, a debating cheap-trick, and just generally lame.
Shitty and pointless OpEd, borderline puff piece.