The Babylon Bee

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New 'Habitat For Heretics' Charity Builds Giant Mansions For Needy Prosperity Gospel Preachers @ New 'Habitat For Heretics' Charity Builds Giant Mansions For Needy Prosperity Gospel Preachers

Elizabeth Warren Promises To Cure Smallpox @ Elizabeth Warren Promises To Cure Smallpox

Joe Biden Promises To Cure Cancer As Though Essential Oils Don't Already Exist @

Joe Biden Promises To Cure Cancer As Though Essential Oils Don't Already Exist

New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About @ New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About

 

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Hillary Proposes Reparations To Anyone Who Ever Lost A Presidential Election To Trump @ Hillary Proposes Reparations To Anyone Who Ever Lost A Presidential Election To Trump

New Atheist Chick-fil-A Competitor Only Open On Sundays @ New Atheist Chick-fil-A Competitor Only Open On Sundays

Christian Pharmaceutical Company Offers New Drug To Stop Swearing: Darnitol @ Christian Pharmaceutical Company Offers New Drug To Stop Swearing: Darnitol

Major Cave-In As Democratic Candidates Rush To Far Left Side Of Debate Stage @ Major Cave-In As Democratic Candidates Rush To Far Left Side Of Debate Stage

 

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Unsatisfied By Thrill Of Eating Tide Pods, Millennials To Storm Military Base @ Unsatisfied By Thrill Of Eating Tide Pods, Millennials To Storm Military Base

Trump Distracts From Previous Racist Tweets With New Racist Tweets @ Trump Distracts From Previous Racist Tweets With New Racist Tweets

All Looney Tunes Shorts To Receive Epic Live-Action Remakes @ All Looney Tunes Shorts To Receive Epic Live-Action Remakes

Nobody Left In Nation After Trump Orders All Immigrants, Descendants Of Immigrants @ Nobody Left In Nation After Trump Orders All Immigrants, Descendants Of Immigrants Deported

 

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Man Bitten By Radioactive Cat Just Lies Around House All Day @ Man Bitten By Radioactive Cat Just Lies Around House All Day

Millennial Horrified As Old Age Filter Shows Him Living On His Own, Working Steady Job @ Millennial Horrified As Old Age Filter Shows Him Living On His Own, Working Steady Job

People Who Have Screamed 'Racism' For Decades Wonder Why No One Is Listening To Them @ People Who Have Screamed 'Racism' For Decades Wonder Why No One Is Listening To Them About Trump

Plan To Put Women On The Moon Canceled After They Find Out How Cold It Gets @ Plan To Put Women On The Moon Canceled After They Find Out How Cold It Gets

 

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Joe Biden Challenges Trump To Water Aerobics Contest @ Joe Biden Challenges Trump To Water Aerobics Contest

Elizabeth Warren Changes Twitter Profile To Include Authentic Indian Name @ Elizabeth Warren Changes Twitter Profile To Include Authentic Indian Name

'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana @ 'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana

England Gets New King Or Something @ England Gets New King Or Something

 

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Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls @ Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls

Alexa Helpfully Interrupts Couple's Argument To Provide Recordings Of Their Previous Conversations @ Alexa Helpfully Interrupts Couple's Argument To Provide Recordings Of Their Previous Conversations

Trump To Buy Greenland, Install Shiplap, Hardwood Floors, Flip For Profit @ Trump To Buy Greenland, Install Shiplap, Hardwood Floors, Flip For Profit

Florida Rolls Out Winding Lane With 15 MPH Speed Limit Just For Old People @ Florida Rolls Out Winding Lane With 15 MPH Speed Limit Just For Old People

 

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Ultra Left-wing Snopes Escalates Attack On The Babylon Bee, Justifies Flagging Satire

I don’t know how any sane person doesn’t know the ultra-bias of Snopes.

Weeks after The Babylon Bee obtained legal representation against the fact-checking site for unfairly rating their openly satirical articles and for suggesting that the outlet deliberately misleads their readers, Snopes released a report on Friday justifying its attack on the Bee by suggesting that Republicans are too stupid to know the difference between fake news and satire.

Got that? Snopes claims that Republicans are too stupid to know the difference between fake news and satire.

And they’re deplorables too.


More @ Snopes Escalates Attack On The Babylon Bee, Justifies Flagging Satire – True Pundit

 

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San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials' @ San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials'

Why not? “Convicted felon” is no longer PC. It’s now “Justice involved person”



Horrified Trump Learns What Happened To Last Guy Who Called Himself King Of The Jews @ Horrified Trump Learns What Happened To Last Guy Who Called Himself King Of The Jews

Tlaib And Omar Try To Sneak Into Israel Stacked On Top Of Each Other Inside A Trenchcoat @ Tlaib And Omar Try To Sneak Into Israel Stacked On Top Of Each Other Inside A Trenchcoat

Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists @ Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists

Did any sane person ever think they were?

 

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New Version Of Monopoly For Christian Women Has You Recruit All The Other Players Into A Pyramid Scheme @ New Version Of Monopoly For Christian Women Has You Recruit All The Other Players Into A Pyramid Scheme

John Bolton Waves Goodbye, Returns To Sea To Be Walrus Again @ John Bolton Waves Goodbye, Returns To Sea To Be Walrus Again

Insane Guy Shouting He'll Buy Back Your Stuff With Your Own Money Becomes Popular Democratic Candidate @ Insane Guy Shouting He'll Buy Back Your Stuff With Your Own Money Becomes Popular Democratic Candidate

John Bolton Hired As National Security Advisor Of The Galactic Empire @ John Bolton Hired As National Security Advisor Of The Galactic Empire

 

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10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible @ 10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible

My favorite:

8) The city of London has begun installing safe surrender bins for people to give up their dangerous Bibles.



In Preparation For Impeachment Inquiry, Trump Burns All Evidence He Was Ever President @ In Preparation For Impeachment Inquiry, Trump Burns All Evidence He Was Ever President

Snopes Rates The Devil's Lies As 'Mostly True' @ Snopes Rates The Devil's Lies As 'Mostly True'

Adam Schiff Revealed To Be Parody Of Actual Congressman @ Adam Schiff Revealed To Be Parody Of Actual Congressman

 

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Trump Names Energizer Bunny New Secretary Of Energy @ Trump Names Energizer Bunny New Secretary Of Energy

Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory @ Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching 'The View' Counts As Time Served In Purgatory

Trump Blamed For Causing Violence In Typically Peaceful Middle East @ Trump Blamed For Causing Violence In Typically Peaceful Middle East

RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week @ RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week

 

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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record @ Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

Multiple Sources Accuse Donald Duck Of Walking Onto Movie Sets Without Any Pants @ Multiple Sources Accuse Donald Duck Of Walking Onto Movie Sets Without Any Pants

One has to wonder how many of those sources were anonymous



Mitt Romney Reveals He's Been Running The Wendy's Twitter Account All Along @ Mitt Romney Reveals He's Been Running The Wendy's Twitter Account All Along

Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office @ Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office

 

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AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough @ AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition And Subtraction Are Hard Enough

Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf @ Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf

Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence @ Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence

Poll: Majority Want Impeachment Hearings To Continue As Long As Possible So Congress Will Be Too Busy To Meddle With Our Lives @ Poll: Majority Want Impeachment Hearings To Continue As Long As Possible So Congress Will Be Too Busy To Meddle With Our Lives

Beside, we enjoy watching Pencil Neck make a fool of himself.

 

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'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code @ 'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code

Historians Now Believe King Solomon Gave Each Of His Wives, Concubines A Peloton Exercise Bike @ Historians Now Believe King Solomon Gave Each Of His Wives, Concubines A Peloton Exercise Bike

Linus Appears At Hearings To Explain True Meaning Of Impeachment @ Linus Appears At Hearings To Explain True Meaning Of Impeachment

And the Dimocruds hang on to every word.

 

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Hilarious.

 

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Retail Worker Institutionalized After Hearing One Too Many Christmas Songs @ Retail Worker Institutionalized After Hearing One Too Many Christmas Songs

Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror As Liberals Wake Up And Realize Trump Is Still President @ Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror As Liberals Wake Up And Realize Trump Is Still President

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Calls On All Of Washington To Resign @ The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Calls On All Of Washington To Resign

They also awarded President Trump Christian of the Year



Rise Of Skywalker: The Babylon Bee Review @ Rise Of Skywalker: The Babylon Bee Review

It’s better than Cats

 

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From Transgender to Transvehicle - progress beyond biology...

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record