The Amazing Karnak Answers Your Questions

[ChemEngineer]

The Amazing Karnak touched the envelope containing a deep, vexing question
that one of his followers presented for resolution.

Invariably the Amazing Karnak would answer the question brilliantly and humorously before opening the envelope and reading the question aloud.

Were he present today, the Amazing Karnak would touch this envelope to his head and answer:

"A parsec."

Straight Man Ed McMahon: "Parsec?"

Amazing Karnak: "Parsec - 19 trillion miles"

(Opens the envelope, blows into the envelope and retrieves the piece of paper on which the vexing question is typed)

"What is the proper social distance from a Democrat?"



(In short, “parsec” is a portmanteau-name (PARallax of one SECond of arc) proposed by Herbert Hall Turner in 1913 to characterize one unit of stellar distances.)

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

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The Amazing Karnak touched the envelope containing a deep, vexing question
that one of his followers presented for resolution.

Invariably the Amazing Karnak would answer the question brilliantly and humorously before opening the envelope and reading the question aloud.

Were he present today, the Amazing Karnak would touch this envelope to his head and answer:

"A parsec."

Straight Man Ed McMahon: "Parsec?"

Amazing Karnak: "Parsec - 19 trillion miles"

(Opens the envelope, blows into the envelope and retrieves the piece of paper on which the vexing question is typed)

"What is the proper social distance from a Democrat?"



(In short, “parsec” is a portmanteau-name (PARallax of one SECond of arc) proposed by Herbert Hall Turner in 1913 to characterize one unit of stellar distances.)

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Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

 

[occupied]

BOOooooooOoo.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

"Social distance."
"19 trillion miles"
(Image) "distance = 1 parsec"

 

[ChemEngineer]

BOOooooooOoo.

The tender sensitivities of a Democrat have been touched. And he cries.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

"Social distance."
"19 trillion miles"
(Image) "distance = 1 parsec"

And??, your post was about proper social distance from Democrat (A question in Karnac terms).
6 feet and wear a mask...and just be considerate of your fellow man. Don't be a dick.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

"Social distance."
"19 trillion miles"
(Image) "distance = 1 parsec"

And??, your post was about proper social distance from Democrat (A question in Karnac terms).
6 feet and wear a mask...and just be considerate of your fellow man. Don't be a dick.

You ignorantly asked if it was a measure of "distance and not time" AFTER it was clearly shown that it is a distance.

No Leftist is considerate of his fellow man.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

"Social distance."
"19 trillion miles"
(Image) "distance = 1 parsec"

And??, your post was about proper social distance from Democrat (A question in Karnac terms).
6 feet and wear a mask...and just be considerate of your fellow man. Don't be a dick.

You ignorantly asked if it was a measure of "distance and not time" AFTER it was clearly shown that it is a distance.

No Leftist is considerate of his fellow man.

Get a sense of humor. You were the one burying a political slant inside a Carson gig that was meant to be funny.
People on the left always consider their fellow man...on the right..well...not so much.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Get a sense of humor. You were the one burying a political slant inside a Carson gig that was meant to be funny.
People on the left always consider their fellow man...on the right..well...not so much.

Johnny Carson died fifteen years ago. The term "social distance" could not have been known when he was alive. The "gig" was purely mine, as any thinking person would have known. Yet you did not.

It was funny and yet you tell ME to "get a sense of humor"? You're zero for ten and counting.

NO, people on the left do NOT "always consider their fellow man." You're an extremely selfish bunch as proven by Arthur C. Brooks in Who Really Cares, as proven by your historic treatment of blacks, as proven by your pervasive criminal conduct, in Detroit, in St. Louis, in New Orleans, in New York City, in Los Angeles, and Leftist cities everywhere. Stop lying.

Democrat Insanity - Trump Derangement Syndrome

DemocratInsanity.blogspot.com

People's Republic of California

PeoplesRepublicOfCalifornia.wordpress.com

 

[yidnar]

Isn't a parsec a measure of distance and not time?

"Social distance."
"19 trillion miles"
(Image) "distance = 1 parsec"

And??, your post was about proper social distance from Democrat (A question in Karnac terms).
6 feet and wear a mask...and just be considerate of your fellow man. Don't be a dick.

tell that to protesters and rioters in Minneapolis you lying leftwing hypocritical sack of dog shit !

 

[Winco]

This sounds like the Johnny Carson skit.
Carnac the Magnificent.

"Statements 1-25."

"Things trump has said."

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Karnak: Sis-boom-ba
(Opens envelope)
Karnak: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

 

[Likkmee]

Get a sense of humor. You were the one burying a political slant inside a Carson gig that was meant to be funny.
People on the left always consider their fellow man...on the right..well...not so much.

Johnny Carson died fifteen years ago. The term "social distance" could not have been known when he was alive. The "gig" was purely mine, as any thinking person would have known. Yet you did not.

It was funny and yet you tell ME to "get a sense of humor"? You're zero for ten and counting.

NO, people on the left do NOT "always consider their fellow man." You're an extremely selfish bunch as proven by Arthur C. Brooks in Who Really Cares, as proven by your historic treatment of blacks, as proven by your pervasive criminal conduct, in Detroit, in St. Louis, in New Orleans, in New York City, in Los Angeles, and Leftist cities everywhere. Stop lying.

Democrat Insanity - Trump Derangement Syndrome

DemocratInsanity.blogspot.com

People's Republic of California

PeoplesRepublicOfCalifornia.wordpress.com

I still subscribe to Carsons Tube channel and watched a video of him with baby orangutans this evening. Hilarious

 

[ChemEngineer]

The Amazing Karnak: "Brown spot"

Ed McMahon: "Brown spot?"

The Amazing Karnak: "Brown spot"
(Tears end off envelope, and blows into the envelope to widen the opening and then reaches in pulling out question from audience)
"How does a man know if his underwear is dirty?"

[Another CE original]

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

The Amazing Karnak: "Brown spot"

Ed McMahon: "Brown spot?"

The Amazing Karnak: "Brown spot"
(Tears end off envelope, and blows into the envelope to widen the opening and then reaches in pulling out question from audience)
"How does a man know if his underwear is dirty?"

[Another CE original]

“Sis-boom-bah!”
What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

 

[ChemEngineer]

“Sis-boom-bah!”
What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

Sheep don't explode.