Ted Cruz accuses Democrats of trying to cancel poverty!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan “a fever dream of the cancel-culture crew,” Senator Ted Cruz accused Democrats of a “politically correct plot to cancel poverty.”​

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“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, in 1776, but that apparently means nothing to the Democrat Cancel Culture Gang,” Cruz said. “In their intolerant view, poverty is somehow no longer appropriate.”​

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He warned that, far from being Democrats’ ultimate goal, “cancelling poverty is just the beginning.”​

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“If you read the fine print, they also want to cancel hunger and homelessness,” he said. “And, if you’re used to living without health insurance, sorry—that’s yet another American tradition they want to cancel.”​

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“We should have seen this coming,” he added. “First they came for Mr. Potato Head.”​

Ted Cruz Accuses Democrats of Trying to Cancel Poverty

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, but that apparently means nothing to the Cancel Culture Gang,” the Texas Republican said.

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can we cancel raphael instead?

asking for america.

 

[toobfreak]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan “a fever dream of the cancel-culture crew,” Senator Ted Cruz accused Democrats of a “politically correct plot to cancel poverty.”​

​

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, in 1776, but that apparently means nothing to the Democrat Cancel Culture Gang,” Cruz said. “In their intolerant view, poverty is somehow no longer appropriate.”​

​

He warned that, far from being Democrats’ ultimate goal, “cancelling poverty is just the beginning.”​

​

“If you read the fine print, they also want to cancel hunger and homelessness,” he said. “And, if you’re used to living without health insurance, sorry—that’s yet another American tradition they want to cancel.”​

​

“We should have seen this coming,” he added. “First they came for Mr. Potato Head.”​

Ted Cruz Accuses Democrats of Trying to Cancel Poverty

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, but that apparently means nothing to the Cancel Culture Gang,” the Texas Republican said.

www.newyorker.com

Gee, if we cancel poverty, hunger, homelessness, sickness, want and need, won't we end up with this?

Except that was just a TV show. It was all make-believe.

 

[Votto]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan “a fever dream of the cancel-culture crew,” Senator Ted Cruz accused Democrats of a “politically correct plot to cancel poverty.”​

​

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, in 1776, but that apparently means nothing to the Democrat Cancel Culture Gang,” Cruz said. “In their intolerant view, poverty is somehow no longer appropriate.”​

​

He warned that, far from being Democrats’ ultimate goal, “cancelling poverty is just the beginning.”​

​

“If you read the fine print, they also want to cancel hunger and homelessness,” he said. “And, if you’re used to living without health insurance, sorry—that’s yet another American tradition they want to cancel.”​

​

“We should have seen this coming,” he added. “First they came for Mr. Potato Head.”​

Ted Cruz Accuses Democrats of Trying to Cancel Poverty

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, but that apparently means nothing to the Cancel Culture Gang,” the Texas Republican said.

www.newyorker.com

They could have given every man, woman, and child in the nation around $7000 a piece. But instead, they bailed out corrupt blue states.

No, they have no interest in canceling poverty.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan “a fever dream of the cancel-culture crew,” Senator Ted Cruz accused Democrats of a “politically correct plot to cancel poverty.”​

​

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, in 1776, but that apparently means nothing to the Democrat Cancel Culture Gang,” Cruz said. “In their intolerant view, poverty is somehow no longer appropriate.”​

​

He warned that, far from being Democrats’ ultimate goal, “cancelling poverty is just the beginning.”​

​

“If you read the fine print, they also want to cancel hunger and homelessness,” he said. “And, if you’re used to living without health insurance, sorry—that’s yet another American tradition they want to cancel.”​

​

“We should have seen this coming,” he added. “First they came for Mr. Potato Head.”​

Ted Cruz Accuses Democrats of Trying to Cancel Poverty

“Poverty has been a part of American life since this country was founded, but that apparently means nothing to the Cancel Culture Gang,” the Texas Republican said.

www.newyorker.com

They could have given every man, woman, and child in the nation around $7000 a piece. But instead, they bailed out corrupt blue states.

No, they have no interest in canceling poverty.

Sure dude, we’ve all seen THAT talking point. Trump states benefit more than Biden states FYI. And ALL states were treated the same. You see, it was based on POPULATION. Can you say population? I knew you could!