Study says that many of our Nation's problems could be solved by having a president!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.​

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The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.​

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“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”​

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In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.​

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“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”​

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While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.​

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“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a shit show.”​

Study: Many of Nationâs Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

www.newyorker.com

 

[toobfreak]

A controversial new study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country

• Like Obama did (?)
• Like Hillary would have (?)
• Like Biden could (?)
• Like Bill Clinton did (?)
• Like Jimmy Peanut did (?)

 

[Rambunctious]

Its going to take three presidencies to fix what the Kenyan and the finger broke....

 

[miketx]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.​

​

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.​

​

“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”​

​

In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.​

​

“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”​

​

While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.​

​

“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a shit show.”​

Study: Many of Nationâs Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

www.newyorker.com

We could benefit by getting rid of all democrats.

 

[okfine]

Trump is weak. Gone in 6 months.

 

[Tax Man]

It will take many years to repair what the republicans and trump have done to our nation and respect in the world.

 

[progressive hunter]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.​

​

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.​

​

“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”​

​

In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.​

​

“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”​

​

While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.​

​

“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a shit show.”​

Study: Many of Nationâs Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

www.newyorker.com

only mindless drones need a leader,,,

 

[progressive hunter]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.​

​

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.​

​

“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”​

​

In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.​

​

“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”​

​

While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.​

​

“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a shit show.”​

Study: Many of Nationâs Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

www.newyorker.com

We could benefit by getting rid of all democrats.

then we can focus on the republicans,,,

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

The OP may be satire...but this is dead serious:

Trump has become the 'invisible president' as his poll numbers collapse with 'breathtaking' speed: conservative

Combining both the decision to sequester Donald Trump in a secure underground White House bunker due to the George Floyd protests outside the White House gates, along with his collapsing poll numbers, Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin said Trump is quickly becoming the "invisible...

www.rawstory.com

 

[yidnar]

It will take many years to repair what the republicans and trump have done to our nation and respect in the world.

 

[Oddball]

The OP may be satire...but this is dead serious:

Trump has become the 'invisible president' as his poll numbers collapse with 'breathtaking' speed: conservative

Combining both the decision to sequester Donald Trump in a secure underground White House bunker due to the George Floyd protests outside the White House gates, along with his collapsing poll numbers, Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin said Trump is quickly becoming the "invisible...

www.rawstory.com

And if he himself had called up the NG, pusillanimous pussies like you would have been screeching DICTATOR!

So go soak your head.

 

[Harry Dresden]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A controversial new study suggests that the United States of America could benefit from having a President.​

​

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.​

​

“At a time of crisis, a President could be a galvanizing figure who leads a country to a better future,” the study theorizes. “He or she could bring a nation together rather than tear it apart.”​

​

In one of the study’s most radical proposals, it argues that a so-called Justice Department could include an Attorney General appointed by the President to uphold the rule of law.​

​

“Additionally, a President, by scrupulously obeying the law himself, could set an example for the rest of the country,” the study claims. “As improbable as it might seem, citizens would look to the President as someone to admire and emulate in their daily lives.”​

​

While many in the United States remain resistant to the concept of having a President, the study says that desperate times may lead them to consider such an unorthodox measure.​

​

“We have ample evidence of what happens when a country does not have a President,” the study concludes. “It’s a shit show.”​

Study: Many of Nationâs Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President

The study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country and, in a best-case scenario, providing moral leadership.

www.newyorker.com

we havent had one of those for at least 30 years maybe more....

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

The OP may be satire...but this is dead serious:

Trump has become the 'invisible president' as his poll numbers collapse with 'breathtaking' speed: conservative

Combining both the decision to sequester Donald Trump in a secure underground White House bunker due to the George Floyd protests outside the White House gates, along with his collapsing poll numbers, Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin said Trump is quickly becoming the "invisible...

www.rawstory.com

And if he himself had called up the NG, pusillanimous pussies like you would have been screeching DICTATOR!

So go soak your head.

Give me a good god damned break ! He is pusillanimous! Hiding in the bunker ?? He is a coward. Tough talk and that is all!

 

[Oddball]

The OP may be satire...but this is dead serious:

Trump has become the 'invisible president' as his poll numbers collapse with 'breathtaking' speed: conservative

Combining both the decision to sequester Donald Trump in a secure underground White House bunker due to the George Floyd protests outside the White House gates, along with his collapsing poll numbers, Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin said Trump is quickly becoming the "invisible...

www.rawstory.com

And if he himself had called up the NG, pusillanimous pussies like you would have been screeching DICTATOR!

So go soak your head.

Give me a good god damned break ! He is pusillanimous! Hiding in the bunker ?? He is a coward. Tough talk and that is all!

You know what I said is true, so stuff it, Mr. Virtue Beacon.

 

[DrLove]

A controversial new study has raised eyebrows by claiming that a President could be helpful in unifying a country

• Like Obama did (?)
• Like Hillary would have (?)
• Like Biden could (?)
• Like Bill Clinton did (?)
• Like Jimmy Peanut did (?)

While not a Hillary fan, the rest are easily ten times the man your big, fat orange baby is.

 

[toobfreak]

While not a Hillary fan, the rest are easily ten times the man your big, fat orange baby is.