Merlin1047
Senior Member
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: The genealogist looks up the family tree. The gynecologist looks up
the family bush.
Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: The pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde --- she's eighteen.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: Women will not take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey
A: The genealogist looks up the family tree. The gynecologist looks up
the family bush.
Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: The pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde --- she's eighteen.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: Women will not take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey
