So Trump won't stop using Adele's music, so I thought what songs fit candidates

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Jeb ... Poor Jeb. I think it’s unfair to call him low energy. He’s really just low interest. P might even be pleading with him to quit before he completely queers the Bush name.



Kate even looks a little like Babs, and she’d actually be older.

Hillary

Woman hear me roar is so tired and overused ... but then ..... still it seems trite, and could have been used in 2008. Then I thought Landslide, but in effect isn’t that song more about what younger voters are thinking about Hill ... and then I thought of this one



Marco Rubio



That was the most amazing song about nothing at all. It sounded so good though .....

Ted Cruz



I think he’s a closet Montreal Canadians fan, anyway. He only watches video feeds alone, in his basement, at night .... in the dark.

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. It’s so obvious - Woody Guthrie’s This Land is Your Land .... but Guthrie was a real socialist, not socialist lite. I mean real socialists back in they 30s they actually thought workers should .... work. How TRITE! This is 1970, man .... I mean 2016. It’s about those Rat Bastard Rich People who took our money for stuff we wanted. How Focking DARE they?



John Kasich





That was it. It’s over. I hope you listened closely.





Donald Trump. Hank Williams Jr’s Keep the Change with is the anti-Obama theme song, too often used. David Allen Coe’s N(gger Fcker, which Coe defended with "Hell, my drummer’s married to one." Nah, deep down Donald’s really truly in-the-blood racist. Does he really think Muslim citizens should have to register ... like Jews did .... well, maybe. But deep down, he wouldn’t gas them. And he’s not like Charley Daniels, who is not mean spirited despite probably thinking the races shouldn’t be mixing ....

No, the Donald is an act. So, I think the one and only Frank Zappa. "Oh have I offended someone" The title cut Bobbie Brown Goes Down

Frank Zappa, Bobby Brown goes down



FRANK ZAPPA LYRICS - Bobby Brown Goes Down

But any of the cuts on that LP would work.
 

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