So, I got this email from Libya...

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Here's the sad sad story I got in my email today...
DEAR.
> I saw your profile and i got hooked to contact you because of your personality. Iam the daughter of Abdusalem Musa who died in a plane crash in Libya on his way back from a bussiness trip in south africa. He died without given us any of his financial transcation until , i got contacted by a private finance company in spain informing me of a huge amount of money deposited on my name by my late father. This is a link to the tragedy to avoid any doubt.
> httbbc.co.uk/2/hi/8676758.stmp://news. after the contact from the private finance company , we approached our family lawyer , who admitted that such deposit was made and he handed over to me all the documents covering the deposit. However because of the ongoing war in my country , iam now in a refuge camp in senegal west africa. Iam contacting you because i will like you to help me and claim the deposite from spain , invest the money in your country and take some money from the deposite to arrange travelling documents for me to come to you because at the moment iam financially handicapped.
>
> Reply with any question , if you are interested.
>
> Thanks
> MUSA
> [email protected]
> [email protected]


And here's my reply...
send me a picture of you naked, %$#!ing a donkey, and we'll talk.
 
Go ahead and send him a couple of thousand dollars. He sounds like a sincere person. Seriously it's a shame that there isn't some legal venue for our government to track down those con artists instead of watching them fish for victims in the US. I used to suggest that they suck on the barrel of an AK but a lawyer friend suggested not even opening up the e mail.
 
Here's the sad sad story I got in my email today...
DEAR.
> I saw your profile and i got hooked to contact you because of your personality. Iam the daughter of Abdusalem Musa who died in a plane crash in Libya on his way back from a bussiness trip in south africa. He died without given us any of his financial transcation until , i got contacted by a private finance company in spain informing me of a huge amount of money deposited on my name by my late father. This is a link to the tragedy to avoid any doubt.
> httbbc.co.uk/2/hi/8676758.stmp://news. after the contact from the private finance company , we approached our family lawyer , who admitted that such deposit was made and he handed over to me all the documents covering the deposit. However because of the ongoing war in my country , iam now in a refuge camp in senegal west africa. Iam contacting you because i will like you to help me and claim the deposite from spain , invest the money in your country and take some money from the deposite to arrange travelling documents for me to come to you because at the moment iam financially handicapped.
>
> Reply with any question , if you are interested.
>
> Thanks
> MUSA
> [email protected]
> [email protected]


And here's my reply...
send me a picture of you naked, %$#!ing a donkey, and we'll talk.

You didn't drag it out nearly long enough.

Welcome to the 419 Eater
 
Hey, I'm in.

My name is Chad Dysler.

My Fifth-third bank account number is 56939744. Let me know if they need anything else from me in order to send me some money.

Wow, happy days are almost here!
 

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