Mudflap
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A guy dies and comes face-to-face with God. God says "I'll answer any questions you have. Do you have any questions about life? About anything?"
"Hmmmm," the guy thinks. "I can finally find out the truth..." So he asks "I have only one question: who really shot John F. Kennedy?"
God puts one arm around the guys' shoulder, looks him in the eye and says "The answer has always been in front of you, my child. Here it is: Lee Harvey Oswald did it... and he acted alone."
The guy is stunned and stands there with his mouth open.
"Jeeez," he says quietly. "This cover-up is MASSIVE!"
"Hmmmm," the guy thinks. "I can finally find out the truth..." So he asks "I have only one question: who really shot John F. Kennedy?"
God puts one arm around the guys' shoulder, looks him in the eye and says "The answer has always been in front of you, my child. Here it is: Lee Harvey Oswald did it... and he acted alone."
The guy is stunned and stands there with his mouth open.
"Jeeez," he says quietly. "This cover-up is MASSIVE!"
