Simo Häyhä, The Deadliest anti-Stalinist, anti-horde, anti - Marxist Sniper In History. Jokes, Vide

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Simo Häyhä, The Deadliest anti-Stalinist anti-horde anti - Marxist Sniper In Military History

Russians are always boasting until the snow starts speaking Finnish.

Another famous Finnish joke: A Soviet army is marching through a Finnish forest when a general hears a voice from over a hill shout: "one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!" The general promptly send 10 soldiers to root out the voice, there is gunfire, and then silence. After a few minutes, the voice shouts defiantly: "One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Soviet soldiers!!" The general sends a hundred men to remove the nuisance, there is a racket of gunfire, and then quiet. The voice crys out loudly once more: "One Finnish soldier is better than a thousand Soviet soldiers!!" Enraged, the general sends a thousand men charging over the hilltop to shut up that voice once and for all, an epic battle rages, and then quiet. After a few minutes, a gravely wounded Soviet crawls back over the hill and crys: "It's a trap! There are two Of them!!"
 
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Imagine being Soviet soldier and hearing from the snow: "Saatanan ryssät tästä saatte perkele."
Russians entering Finland: Why do I hear boss music?
 
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Soviet sniper: hits simo in the jaw. Simo: you should have gone for the head
 
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When the snow starts speaking Finnish
 
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I found this by googling "communist remover"

 
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Imagine if you are a Russian and you hear something hum this song in your closet.

 
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