Second Coming jokes (don't read if easily offended)

[Delta4Embassy]

If we always lock up people claiming to be the Second Coming, maybe the Second Coming's come and gone and we never noticed?

Maybe the Second Coming was some ADHD kid they put on Ritalin and doped up so he forgot who he was, or got better and went on to other things than being the Second Coming?

Maybe the Second Coming was aborted?

Maybe the Second Coming really is this guy down in Florida with the 666 tattoos.

Maybe the Second Coming was when Jesus reappeared 3 days later and has come and gone?

Maybe the Second Coming's nonsense to begin with since it, you know, doesn't actually appear in the Bible.

 

[Mr. H.]

Maybe so.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

If we always lock up people claiming to be the Second Coming, maybe the Second Coming's come and gone and we never noticed?

Maybe the Second Coming was some ADHD kid they put on Ritalin and doped up so he forgot who he was, or got better and went on to other things than being the Second Coming?

Maybe the Second Coming was aborted?

Maybe the Second Coming really is this guy down in Florida with the 666 tattoos.

Maybe the Second Coming was when Jesus reappeared 3 days later and has come and gone?

Maybe the Second Coming's nonsense to begin with since it, you know, doesn't actually appear in the Bible.

the Second Coming was when Jesus reappeared 3 days later and has come and gone

 

[humorusa]

i think...