Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna

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"LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.

"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."

Though the legendary pop singer has denounced photographs of her from the Grammys as being distorted, millions of people have had their minds damaged by images they aren't able to unsee. "I wish I could erase the picture from his memory," Amy continued. "To know that my son is going to have to grow up in constant fear that Madonna is going to get him breaks my heart. I hate the idea of having to look for her under his bed every night, because, in all honesty…she scares me too."

After confirming Madonna was not under the bed, Trevor agreed to have the lights turned out and went to sleep, but every time something in the house made a noise, he was certain the singer would come creeping into his room to end his life.

At publishing time, Trevor's parents were searching online for a child counselor who specializes in Madonna-related trauma."


I've been hearing that Madonna may be involved in sex-trafficking under-age children.....so I can see why this kid is scared of her. She's like another Michael Jackson...only less talented.

 
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"LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.

"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."

Though the legendary pop singer has denounced photographs of her from the Grammys as being distorted, millions of people have had their minds damaged by images they aren't able to unsee. "I wish I could erase the picture from his memory," Amy continued. "To know that my son is going to have to grow up in constant fear that Madonna is going to get him breaks my heart. I hate the idea of having to look for her under his bed every night, because, in all honesty…she scares me too."

After confirming Madonna was not under the bed, Trevor agreed to have the lights turned out and went to sleep, but every time something in the house made a noise, he was certain the singer would come creeping into his room to end his life.

At publishing time, Trevor's parents were searching online for a child counselor who specializes in Madonna-related trauma."


I've been hearing that Madonna may be involved in sex-trafficking under-age children.....so I can see why this kid is scared of her. She's like another Michael Jackson...only less talented.

Damn right. Monsters!!!
 
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"LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.

"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."

Though the legendary pop singer has denounced photographs of her from the Grammys as being distorted, millions of people have had their minds damaged by images they aren't able to unsee. "I wish I could erase the picture from his memory," Amy continued. "To know that my son is going to have to grow up in constant fear that Madonna is going to get him breaks my heart. I hate the idea of having to look for her under his bed every night, because, in all honesty…she scares me too."

After confirming Madonna was not under the bed, Trevor agreed to have the lights turned out and went to sleep, but every time something in the house made a noise, he was certain the singer would come creeping into his room to end his life.

At publishing time, Trevor's parents were searching online for a child counselor who specializes in Madonna-related trauma."


I've been hearing that Madonna may be involved in sex-trafficking under-age children.....so I can see why this kid is scared of her. She's like another Michael Jackson...only less talented.


She's grotesque. She's going to have SO many surgeries that she's going to end up looking like Pete Burns before he died..........from plastic surgery overdose...................

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This is what Pete Burns USED to look like back in the 80s......
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How'd we go from this sexy phsycopath...



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...to this dystopian monstrosity?

You'd think she'd have the money for better shit, dayum...

Thats what happens when you've had over 20 plastic face lifts.
The doctor has nothing to work with anymore, except previous plastic surgery scars, which have to be covered up......again and again and again.

She's ended up looking like an old man, made up for a Madonna Halloween party.
 

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