Sarah Palin facts

[Ninja]

Even the pro-Obammy LA Times is in love:

Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable.... optic blasts slaughter everyone.

Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo win a playoff game.

Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.

Sarah Palin became Alaska's governor because having five children left her with too much spare energy.

Sarah Padawan Palin is the "other" of whom Yoda spoke.

Sarah Palin knows exactly how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

Sarah Palin's use of the word "haberdashery" will bring it back into style.

Sarah Palin had the original idea to drop the "e" from Flickr.

Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.

Jesus wears a bracelet that says, "WWSPD."

Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

Sarah Palin is tough enough to shave off Chuck Norris' beard. With her nails.

It's not over until Sarah Palin says it's over.

Super Sarah Palin facts that everyone should know. Or else. | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times

A funny one I read the other day but can't remember where:

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Sarah Palin.

 

[Luissa]

Even the pro-Obammy LA Times is in love:



Super Sarah Palin facts that everyone should know. Or else. | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times

A funny one I read the other day but can't remember where:


When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Sarah Palin.

I do like the Chuck Norris one!
How about Sarah Palin did a round house kick hitting Chuck Norris!
And I am not even a Palin fan!