Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence

[guno]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

 

[bodecea]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

I bet there's an app for creating Palin word salads.

 

[guno]

steph uses it too

 

[Carla_Danger]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

 

[guno]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

long lost sisters

 

[Carla_Danger]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

long lost sisters

WTF?

Because he, as he builds things. He's builds big things, things that touch the sky. Heheee, you know that he doesn't get his power, his high off of opium--Sarah Palin

 

[DarkFury]

That's BECAUSE Obama IS A {insert bad word} and has been {insert another bad word} to the point of {insert REALLY foul word}
compared to any other {bad word again}.

So YES {REALLY really FOUL WORD} IS a problem.
Are YOU clear now?

 

[guno]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

long lost sisters

WTF?

Because he, as he builds things. He's builds big things, things that touch the sky. Heheee, you know that he doesn't get his power, his high off of opium--Sarah Palin

like an old drunken whore that doesn't know when to leave the corner bar

 

[DarkFury]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

long lost sisters

WTF?

Because he, as he builds things. He's builds big things, things that touch the sky. Heheee, you know that he doesn't get his power, his high off of opium--Sarah Palin

like an old drunken whore that doesn't know when to leave the corner bar

Then its time the bar tender taught you how to read a clock.
You might want to consider AA as well.

 

[Carla_Danger]

steph uses it too

Its almost as if they're related

you don't Trump we got that. my gawd

not everyone is a SNOB like some of you here and those from the rag called the NYslimes.

long lost sisters

WTF?

Because he, as he builds things. He's builds big things, things that touch the sky. Heheee, you know that he doesn't get his power, his high off of opium--Sarah Palin

like an old drunken whore that doesn't know when to leave the corner bar

That was a collection of mini liquor bottles she was wearing on her sweater.

 

[Carla_Danger]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

I bet there's an app for creating Palin word salads.

She sounded like a cross between a malfunctioning robot and a cave woman.

 

[guno]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

I bet there's an app for creating Palin word salads.

She sounded like a cross between a malfunctioning robot and a cave woman.

she has gotten worse, something is really wrong, maybe alcohol

 

[Carla_Danger]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

I bet there's an app for creating Palin word salads.

She sounded like a cross between a malfunctioning robot and a cave woman.

she has gotten worse, something is really wrong, maybe alcohol

And now a quote from Stephanie:

Unfortunately, these are the people (twitter) voting for our lives

 

[guno]

Sarah Palin returned to center stage of a presidential campaign yesterday — a few years older but still wearing her signature rimless eyeglasses. Her auburn hair is bouncier. And her keen ability to capture the spotlight is not at all diminished. The former Alaska governor was in Ames, Iowa, to endorse GOP front-runner Donald Trump. She did so wearing a black pencil skirt topped off with a mini-black cardigan studded with what resembled needle-thin, glistening stalactites. On television, as all that black blurred together, she looked a bit like she was wearing a bedazzled choir robe. She even shouted out for a “Hallelujah!”

a bible thumping retard

 

[Political Junky]

Sarah Palin returned to center stage of a presidential campaign yesterday — a few years older but still wearing her signature rimless eyeglasses. Her auburn hair is bouncier. And her keen ability to capture the spotlight is not at all diminished. The former Alaska governor was in Ames, Iowa, to endorse GOP front-runner Donald Trump. She did so wearing a black pencil skirt topped off with a mini-black cardigan studded with what resembled needle-thin, glistening stalactites. On television, as all that black blurred together, she looked a bit like she was wearing a bedazzled choir robe. She even shouted out for a “Hallelujah!”

a bible thumping retard

Think Trump knew what he'd unleashed?

 

[Political Junky]

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence​

I bet there's an app for creating Palin word salads.

She sounded like a cross between a malfunctioning robot and a cave woman.

she has gotten worse, something is really wrong, maybe alcohol

Alcohol and drugs.

 

[Carla_Danger]

HeeHaw

 

[Carla_Danger]

Hilarious!

 

[Carla_Danger]

 

[RollingThunder]

Here's a good one that might explain at least part of this bizarre event....