Ron Johnson calls Hillary's absence from Rump Riot videos - "suspicious" !!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—During the Senate hearing on the U.S. Capitol attack, Senator Ron Johnson called the absence of Hillary Clinton from the videos of the insurrection “highly suspicious.”​

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“I’ve combed through hours of these videos looking for Hillary Clinton, and there’s no logical explanation for why she’s not there,” Johnson said. “Except, of course, for the obvious one: she is disguised as a Trump supporter.”​

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The Wisconsin senator said that, with Clinton’s “history of deception,” impersonating a Trump supporter on January 6th would be “just another day at the office” for the former Secretary of State.​

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“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts and paint her face red, white, and blue?” he asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”​

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Johnson called for Clinton to be subpoenaed immediately to answer questions about her “vanishing act” in the January 6th videos. “She has a lot of explaining to do,” he said.​

Ron Johnson Calls Hillaryâs Absence from Insurrection Videos Suspicious

“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts?” the Republican senator asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Mac1958]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—During the Senate hearing on the U.S. Capitol attack, Senator Ron Johnson called the absence of Hillary Clinton from the videos of the insurrection “highly suspicious.”​

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“I’ve combed through hours of these videos looking for Hillary Clinton, and there’s no logical explanation for why she’s not there,” Johnson said. “Except, of course, for the obvious one: she is disguised as a Trump supporter.”​

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The Wisconsin senator said that, with Clinton’s “history of deception,” impersonating a Trump supporter on January 6th would be “just another day at the office” for the former Secretary of State.​

​

“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts and paint her face red, white, and blue?” he asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”​

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Johnson called for Clinton to be subpoenaed immediately to answer questions about her “vanishing act” in the January 6th videos. “She has a lot of explaining to do,” he said.​

Ron Johnson Calls Hillaryâs Absence from Insurrection Videos Suspicious

“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts?” the Republican senator asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”

www.newyorker.com

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

 

[Jets]

Senator Johnson.

Another fine example of a Trump sycophant in Congress...

 

[DrLove]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

 

[okfine]

That boy is touched.

 

[Rambunctious]

She wasn't there because she supported the election fraud of 2020...

 

[hadit]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

They fell for it. Obvious satire and they fell for it.

 

[DrLove]

That boy is touched.

Indeed

 

[White 6]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

Surprised you had to alert that, but looked like you did. Amazing how many not familiar with satire sites.

 

[Mac1958]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

Holy shit, my bad, I gotta check that.

The best satire is that which could be true...

 

[okfine]

Little birds flying around his head chirping.

 

[DrLove]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

Holy shit, my bad, I gotta check that.

The best satire is that which could be true...

I wouldn't put this one past Ron Johnson. He loves to launch investigations based on his wild-eyed conspiracy theories.
Whatever happened to his investigation into Hunter Biden's laptop anyway? ;-)

 

[bodecea]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—During the Senate hearing on the U.S. Capitol attack, Senator Ron Johnson called the absence of Hillary Clinton from the videos of the insurrection “highly suspicious.”​

​

“I’ve combed through hours of these videos looking for Hillary Clinton, and there’s no logical explanation for why she’s not there,” Johnson said. “Except, of course, for the obvious one: she is disguised as a Trump supporter.”​

​

The Wisconsin senator said that, with Clinton’s “history of deception,” impersonating a Trump supporter on January 6th would be “just another day at the office” for the former Secretary of State.​

​

“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts and paint her face red, white, and blue?” he asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”​

​

Johnson called for Clinton to be subpoenaed immediately to answer questions about her “vanishing act” in the January 6th videos. “She has a lot of explaining to do,” he said.​

Ron Johnson Calls Hillaryâs Absence from Insurrection Videos Suspicious

“How hard would it be for Hillary Clinton to put on some horns and fur pelts?” the Republican senator asked. “That is vintage Hillary.”

www.newyorker.com

Does he really think this plays well in Wisconsin? Ah...satire.....I posted too quickly.

 

[Crepitus]

I swear, this conspiracy stuff is a kind of madness.

How does this happen? And does Johnson really believe this stuff, or is he just playing to the rubes?

Satire alert

The problem is that it's something you could very easily believe wRong Johnson would have said.

 

[DrLove]

The problem is that it's something you could very easily believe wRong Johnson would have said.

Heard a good new one yesterday - QaRon