Romney - Funny As Hell --

Based on the thread title I thought this was going to be about his constant flip flopping.
 
The comedy is where is Romney on the issues. Should be a daily bulletin, like the weather on Romney's daily postitions, maybe give the ratings a number so the bulletins would read:
Romney on women 7
Romney on defense 3
Romney on debt 2
Romney on abortion 1-9
Romney on punching presidents 10
 
Based on the thread title I thought this was going to be about his constant flip flopping.

I dont know why you lefties have no sense of humor. He was a riot. The President did a good job too. This is something all of us should be able to enjoy and find amusing and you guys just what to be a sour puss for some reason.
 
Romney: I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he'll laugh at anything.

:D

Think of the alternative. Obama in 2008 selects Hillary as VP and makes Biden the Secretary of State.

I can't imagine where we would be now with that choice.
 
Obama's Romnesia slap is a hell of a lot more funnier.

Your President said:
The choice between going backward and moving forward has never been so clear. But now that we’re 18 days out from the election, Mr. “Severely Conservative” -- (laughter) -- wants you to think he was severely kidding about everything he said over the last year. (Laughter.) He told folks he was “the ideal candidate” for the Tea Party. Now suddenly he’s saying, “what, who, me?” (Laughter.) He’s forgetting what his own positions are, and he’s betting that you will, too.
I mean, he’s changing up so much and backtracking and sidestepping -- (laughter) -- we’ve got to name this condition that he’s going through. I think it’s called “Romnesia.” (Laughter and applause.) That’s what it’s called. I think that’s what he’s going through.
Now, I’m not a medical doctor, but I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you -- because I want to make sure nobody else catches it. (Laughter and applause.) If you say you’re for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you’d sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work -- you might have Romnesia. (Laughter and applause.)
If you say women should have access to contraceptive care, but you support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care –- you might have a case of Romnesia. (Applause.)
If you say you’ll protect a woman’s right to choose, but you stand up at a primary debate and said that you’d be delighted to sign a law outlying -- outlawing that right to choose in all cases -– man, you’ve definitely got Romnesia. (Applause.)
Now, this extends to other issues. If you say earlier in the year, I’m going to give a tax cut to the top 1 percent and then in a debate you say, I don’t know anything about giving tax cuts to rich folks -- you need to get a thermometer, take your temperature, because you’ve probably got Romnesia. (Applause.)
If you say that you’re a champion of the coal industry when, while you were governor you stood in front of a coal plant and said, this plant will kill you -- (laughter) --
AUDIENCE: Romnesia!
THE PRESIDENT: -- that’s some Romnesia. (Applause.)
So I think you’re being able -- you’re beginning to be able to identify these symptoms. And if you come down with a case of Romnesia, and you can’t seem to remember the policies that are still on your website -- (laughter) -- or the promises you’ve made over the six years you’ve been running for President, here's the good news: Obamacare covers preexisting conditions. (Laughter and applause.) We can fix you up. We've got a cure. We can make you well, Virginia. (Applause.) This is a curable disease. (Laughter.)
 

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