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"Earthquake Puts Crack in Washington Monument." Former DC Mayor Marion Barry rushes to monument..." -The Capitol Steps

"iPads now allowed on the House floor. Angry Birds vs. Fruit Ninja debate scheduled for next week." -The Daily Show
 
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon

'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
Will Rogers

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
 
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
Theodore Roosevelt

Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon

'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you'.
Will Rogers

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
Now see, I didn't even know that Roosevelt was on Twitter.

THIS is why I love USMB!
 

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