Republicans protest lack of rioters on 1/6 Commission!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Casting a dark cloud over the select committee investigating the January 6th insurrection, congressional Republicans protested, in no uncertain terms, the panel’s “utter lack of rioters.”​

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Leading the charge was House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who called the commission “little more than a gussied-up festival of anti-riot propaganda.”​

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“Nancy Pelosi’s handpicked Democratic panel members all have one thing in common: none of them took part in the riot,” McCarthy said. “Without an equal number of rioters on the panel, we’ll never get to hear both sides of this thing.”​

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McCarthy said that he had drawn up a list of potential rioters to serve on the commission, including the “QAnon Shaman,” Jake Angeli.​

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“I’ve spoken to the Shaman, and he’s up for it,” McCarthy said. “He just got his fur pelts dry-cleaned.”​

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The House Minority Leader warned Pelosi against proceeding with the commission if it had no rioter representation. “It could have a chilling effect on all future riots,” he said.​

Republicans Protest Lack of Rioters on January 6th Commission

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy called the commission “little more than a gussied-up festival of anti-riot propaganda.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Crepitus]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Casting a dark cloud over the select committee investigating the January 6th insurrection, congressional Republicans protested, in no uncertain terms, the panel’s “utter lack of rioters.”​

​

Leading the charge was House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who called the commission “little more than a gussied-up festival of anti-riot propaganda.”​

​

“Nancy Pelosi’s handpicked Democratic panel members all have one thing in common: none of them took part in the riot,” McCarthy said. “Without an equal number of rioters on the panel, we’ll never get to hear both sides of this thing.”​

​

McCarthy said that he had drawn up a list of potential rioters to serve on the commission, including the “QAnon Shaman,” Jake Angeli.​

​

“I’ve spoken to the Shaman, and he’s up for it,” McCarthy said. “He just got his fur pelts dry-cleaned.”​

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The House Minority Leader warned Pelosi against proceeding with the commission if it had no rioter representation. “It could have a chilling effect on all future riots,” he said.​

Republicans Protest Lack of Rioters on January 6th Commission

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy called the commission “little more than a gussied-up festival of anti-riot propaganda.”

www.newyorker.com

Borowitz is getting to close to reality to be funny.

I can totally see McCarthy saying that.

 

[Lysistrata]

The republicans voted down the creation of a bi-partisan commission with full subpoena powers to investigate to events of Jan. 6, a commission with full subpoena powers. The American People are owed this full investigation. Hands held up and swear under oath under the penalty of perjury. What do these people have to hide?. As an individual American, I am willing to swear under oath as to anything I have done in my life.

 

[DrLove]

Borowitz is getting to close to reality to be funny.

I can totally see McCarthy saying that.

This sounds a LOT like that weasel!

“I’ve spoken to the Shaman, and he’s up for it,” McCarthy said. “He just got his fur pelts dry-cleaned.”

 

[Roudy]

BLM / Antifa Marxist looting arsonist terrorist thugs weren't around?