Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

[Deplorable Yankee]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

 

[tyroneweaver]

gotta get in while the gettin's good before the dollar collapses

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Bee knocks it outta the park

Reads more like a front page WAPO story

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

The system is broken. From the top down. Unfortunately, in the current political environment, it is impossible to fix..
Starting with our tax system. You know, the money we take in???

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

This thing can't possibly stand much longer......there's noting holding it up.
Any guesses what the collapse will look like?

Worthless currency?
Wide open borders?
Government seizing assets to fill the gaps it created with all the reckless spending?
Collapse of the retail, food distribution and banking sectors?
Pensions collapse?
The end of Social Security?
Mass defaulting on car and home loans etc?

This trainwreck is running out of track. Something HAS to give.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Raise your hand if you also believe the purpose of all this Washington DC mega spending is to.......

1). Make a LOT of political criminals very wealthy and

2). Make currency worth so little that only bazillionaires can afford anything...including food.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Raise your hand if you have dumbfuk neighbors so incredibly stupid they actually had no problem confessing they voted for Biden and therefore by proxy, the collapse of their own country.

Worse yet, back in 2019 explained to you how bad it would be if Biden didn't win.......

When these people come to your door begging for your food and supplies or to stay warm, please compassionately direct them to Biden's home.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Raise your hand if you have dumbfuk neighbors so incredibly stupid they actually had no problem confessing they voted for Biden and the collapse of their own country.

Worse yet, back in 2019 explained to you how bad it would be if Biden didn't win.......

When these people come to your door begging for your food and supplies or to stay warm, please compassionately direct them to Biden's home.

I would say you need to leave your dumbfuck alt-right views at the door and practice being a human being.
There but for the grace of God go thee. It could happen to you.

 

[Penelope]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

for all the republicans on the house has plans for, they needed the money.

 

[JGalt]

 

[pknopp]

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Really? So Republicans are going to blame Republican politicians and not vote for them if they refused to back this?

The system is broken. From the top down. Unfortunately, in the current political environment, it is impossible to fix..
Starting with our tax system. You know, the money we take in???

Yes it's broken but it's broken everywhere. Yet we still have a large number of true believers that will forever refuse to believe that.

 

[citygator]

Raise your hand if you have dumbfuk neighbors so incredibly stupid they actually had no problem confessing they voted for Biden and therefore by proxy, the collapse of their own country.

Worse yet, back in 2019 explained to you how bad it would be if Biden didn't win.......

When these people come to your door begging for your food and supplies or to stay warm, please compassionately direct them to Biden's home.

America is stronger than ever.

 

[citygator]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

Amusing. Republicans have a few people who know how the country needs to run but still fundraise off the rubes.

 

[wamose]

The Republicans who support this insane spending just labeled themselves too dumb to serve. McConnell is a disgrace

 

[mudwhistle]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

Yeah.....right....I'm sure that's what Bitch McConnell said.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

maybe bring back pistols at sunrise, let Congress duke it out like it’s 1799

 

[task0778]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

"This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster," said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. "How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!"

As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.

"You people don't understand," said Senator Romney. "If we don't fund abortion, the Democrats won't let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!"

Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. "Sure, we don't like that we're funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs," said Lisa Murkowski, "but we're Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!"

Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.

Republicans Blast Irresponsible $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill They Just Voted For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.

babylonbee.com

Bee knocks it outta the park

This is a bullshit post with bullshit link to a bullshit commentary by a bullshit writer on a bullshit source. 18 senate republicans voted for it but 28 did not, along with most republicans in the House, so let's not paint every republican with the same bullshit broad brush. I think every GOPer who voted against this bullshit bill has a right to denounce the assholes who voted for it.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

This is a bullshit post with bullshit link to a bullshit commentary by a bullshit writer on a bullshit source. 18 senate republicans voted for it but 28 did not, along with most republicans in the House, so let's not paint every republican with the same bullshit broad brush. I think every GOPer who voted against this bullshit bill has a right to denounce the assholes who voted for it.

Aoc didn't vote for it either
She threw her lot in with the republicans that didn't because their was to much money for border security




Ok Babylon bee bad ! Bad Babylon bee !!!...how dare they besmirch the grand ol party ...how do ya feel about not the bee ?

Sorry boomer

But the country you were born into no longer exists .