Rate my obesity level

[bluzman61]

Mort, the girls would say you are pleasingly plump. That's all.

Nice reply, Hoss. I had to sit out from here for THREE months this time for being a bad boy. I just recently had COVID-19. Spent some time in a local hospital, I BELIEVE I'm getting better. I've lost close to 60 lbs. this past year due to diabetes and COVID. It's a rough way to lose weight, but I'm looking a lot better. Thanks for your nice reply to Mort. You are a GOOD man.















nic

3 months isn't that long. On another internet message board , I was suspended for 1000 years for being bad. I got an email that I will be reinstated in June 3017.

Ha-ha! Good one, prince,

 

[petro]

Not worried about Morti's weight.
But the attention whoredom needs addressing.

 

[Theledgened]

Can we see more .. like with no pants on?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Pleasantly plump.

It might be something else if I didn't think you were a totally nice guy, but it goes with your big teddy bear personality.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Mort, the girls would say you are pleasingly plump. That's all.

I should have read your post before posting mine!

You are good people, Hoss.

 

[bluzman61]

Can we see more .. like with no pants on?

YIKES!

 

[bluzman61]

Pleasantly plump.

It might be something else if I didn't think you were a totally nice guy, but it goes with your big teddy bear personality.

Nice post, Dog. Mort really does appear to be a nice guy. He's wonderfully pleasant and just a bit plump.

 

[bluzman61]

Mort, the girls would say you are pleasingly plump. That's all.

I should have read your post before posting mine!

You are good people, Hoss.

Hoss really IS a nice guy. One of the nicest I've "met" on this site, Dog.

 

[the other mike]

ONLY if you're NOT fat, MG.............

In comedy heaven--Sam Kinison, John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy and Jackie Gleason.

 

[bluzman61]

ONLY if you're NOT fat, MG.............

In comedy heaven--Sam Kinison, John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy and Jackie Gleason.

Exactly, Angelo. Obese guys who are definitely in comedy heaven.

 

[the other mike]

Exactly, Angelo. Obese guys who are definitely in comedy heaven.

Sorry about your health issues...I thought you got banned or something
but didn't know you were back. You live in Ca ?

 

[bluzman61]

Exactly, Angelo. Obese guys who are definitely in comedy heaven.

Sorry about your health issues...I thought you got banned or something
but didn't know you were back. You live in Ca ?

Thanks for your concern, Angelo. I WAS banned for three months. JUST got back on here recently. I'm actually in Valparaiso, Indiana. It's great to see you're still on here, keep rocking, dude!

 

[TNHarley]

Definitely morbidly obese. I mean, you were obviously born in O.B. City

 

[bluzman61]

Definitely morbidly obese. I mean, you were obviously born in O.B. City

NOT nice, TN. Try again when you're sober.................

 

[TNHarley]

Definitely morbidly obese. I mean, you were obviously born in O.B. City

NOT nice, TN. Try again when you're sober.................

its 7 oclock, ass lube. I dont start until 930

 

[bluzman61]

Definitely morbidly obese. I mean, you were obviously born in O.B. City

NOT nice, TN. Try again when you're sober.................

its 7 oclock, ass lube. I dont start until 930

FUNNY reply, TN, thanks!

 

[Shawnee_b]

Morty, it's just "fluffy"

Hey Bluz, good to see you back.

 

[bluzman61]

Morty, it's just "fluffy"

Hey Bluz, good to see you back.

Thanks, Man.

 

[odanny]

Mortimer, you should consider a weight loss program of some kind, I would start doing some research into various programs that offer menu plans and have some kind of coaching, there are a ton of these in the U.S., there has to be something similar where you live. It's not healthy to be that overweight, and if you are concerned about your health, I'd recommend you get serious about losing weight. Don't think you can't do it, you can do anything you set your mind to. I wish you success.

 

[Polishprince]

Mort, the girls would say you are pleasingly plump. That's all.

Nice reply, Hoss. I had to sit out from here for THREE months this time for being a bad boy. I just recently had COVID-19. Spent some time in a local hospital, I BELIEVE I'm getting better. I've lost close to 60 lbs. this past year due to diabetes and COVID. It's a rough way to lose weight, but I'm looking a lot better. Thanks for your nice reply to Mort. You are a GOOD man.















nic

3 months isn't that long. On another internet message board , I was suspended for 1000 years for being bad. I got an email that I will be reinstated in June 3017.

Ha-ha! Good one, prince,

Its actually true. I just have to keep my nose clean for 996 1/2 more years, and they will welcome me back.