Rand Paul claims Biden's infrastructure plan infringes on bridges' right to crumble!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Rand Paul said that he is opposing President Joe Biden’s infrastructure plan because it “infringes on bridges’ constitutional right to crumble.”​

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“Decay, deterioration, and collapse are all a part of the natural process of entropy,” Paul said. “It is not the job of government to play God and interfere with that.”​

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Warning of the “slippery slope of government overreach,” Paul said that the Biden plan is “threatening our infrastructure’s precious freedom to disintegrate.”​

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“First they came for our bridges, then they came for our potholes, and then they came for our lead water pipes,” he said.​

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The Kentucky senator’s comments drew support from an unlikely ally, Dr. Anthony Fauci. “Look, I was just glad to see Rand talking about something besides the pandemic,” Fauci said.​

Rand Paul Claims Bidenâs Infrastructure Plan Infringes on Bridgesâ Right to Crumble

“It is not the job of government to interfere with that,” the Kentucky Republican said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[MarcATL]

Of course that anti-American son-of-bitch would make this argument.

The quicker he's out of office, the better off Americans will be.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Have you been eating magic mushrooms again?

 

[Polishprince]

Of course that anti-American son-of-bitch would make this argument.

The quicker he's out of office, the better off Americans will be.

Um.

Its a satire story.

 

[my2¢]

Certainly not the best I've seen from Borowitz's but it's a challenging matter that even Democrats aren't in 100% agreement.

 

[DrLove]

Of course that anti-American son-of-bitch would make this argument.

The quicker he's out of office, the better off Americans will be.

Um.

Its a satire story.

The best satire is based on TRUTH. Totally something th fake Doc might say!