Are there people here who honestly didn't know this was satire?Whats really happening here is the OP is projecting his own feelings.....excessive hate, emotion, bitterness, and white hot rage.
No, what's happening here is the OP going FULL RETARD and quoting a Satire from The Borowitz Report piece in The New Yorker Magazine as if it were real news.
"Never go full retard" -- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
Are you kidding? Lol.
Sometimes. Especially if you don't dig the source.