Prepare for your new Midget Masters

[slackjawed]

You might think midgets are just smaller humans, but it isn't so.
I found this link on the internet that must be tru. It says midgets planb to take over the world and enslave the bigger humans.
The Neverending Midget Conspiracy
And i used to think midgets were so funny, now I just can't sleep at night worrying about having to shine those tiny shoes.....

 

[editec]

They've already got their national anthem picked out too

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIabgPX14R4"]YouTube - Walt Disney's It's A Small World After All[/ame]

 

[slackjawed]

Just terrifying, how did my country come to this? Editec did you get permission to post that video? If you didn't I would hide out now.......you will be accused of revealing state secrets once they enslave all us big humans.
Stick with me, I plan to take over the world before they do....

 

[slackjawed]

More on the facts in the fight against the evil midgets:
If you hit a midget with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Seven midgets thrown into a sausage machine makes 2 pounds of Kielbasa.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
If you add water to a midget, they make their own gravy..
A midget looses no weight at the time of death. Proof that midgets have no soul.
There are no chinese midgets
If you hit a midget in the groin it makes a noise that only dogs and little children can hear
"Midgets are the cause of all wars" - Mel Gibson
Midgets are reportedly the ONE and ONLY thing that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
Midgets explode in a violent chemical reaction when exposed to common sea salt.
Midget limbs fall off easily and regenerate as a self defense mechanism.

more at:
Satan's Stubby Little Toes - Evil Midgets > Home

 

[slackjawed]

Presenting brand new video evidence.
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&VideoID=19752968

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLk5nXnLzxw]YouTube - Midget Supremacists[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_WV82c0C8&feature=related]YouTube - High Pitch Eric Pranks Eric The Midget[/ame]

(ok, that last one is just funny and not evidence of a conspiracy)

 

[slackjawed]

more irrefutable evidence......

a midget spy:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGGJpT_XHN8&feature=PlayList&p=1DAE6B6983F94C79&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2]YouTube - Midget Dancing in Subway[/ame]


My god can't you people see what's happening? Wake up People before it's too late. This is a big, er......well it's a problem.

 

[slackjawed]

I think EOTS may be one of them......

 

[slackjawed]

here is evidence that the evil midgets have been at it for years.....

Midget sub may have penetrated pearl harbour - U.S. Politics Online: A Political Discussion Forum


I don't know why they mention that he was into S&M though......

 

[slackjawed]

More midget conspiracy info:
Angry Midget Home Page

 

[slackjawed]

this news just in, the midgets are analyzing the pictures from yesterdays tea parties and will use them in their attempt to take over the world and enslave regular size humans....

 

[slackjawed]

Wow, this video just in from africa, so hot i have to type in all capital letters:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X7n4RAbos&feature=PlayList&p=521161527B8013A9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3[/ame]

 

[slackjawed]

This one infiltrated an army base and made these excuses when he got caught:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMcsdYbxnpc[/ame]

 

[slackjawed]

Midgets have super strength. This poor victim never had a chance, he was easily overpowered. He is about to suffer unspeakable horrors.

 

[slackjawed]

Has anyone seen that commercial for the mini angus burgers, the one with the cows the size of schnouzers herded by tiny cowboys? That is just how brazen they have become....they have infiltrated our culture and amazingly, normal size humans think it's cute.
wake up people!!!!!!

 

[slackjawed]

Here is a recent picture of these brazen little bastards posing for the camera at a picnic.
Don't let the cute little costumes fool you, hardened killers, every one of them.......

 

[slackjawed]

Just in more photographic evidence of a secret conspiracy by the evil midget race to enslave normal size humans:

 

[Mad Scientist]

It says midgets planb to take over the world and enslave the bigger humans.
The Neverending Midget Conspiracy

Well I for one welcome our new Overlords. Or Underlords, whatever they may call themselves

 

[slackjawed]

It says midgets planb to take over the world and enslave the bigger humans.
The Neverending Midget Conspiracy

Well I for one welcome our new Overlords. Or Underlords, whatever they may call themselves

Pandering to the midgets will not save you my friend, save your dignity......

Midgets - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

 

[slackjawed]

The FBI is finnally catching on and realizing the extent that these evil midgets have infiltrated our society.
Feds Arrest Members Of A Vast Underground Midget Crime Network -- Welcome to Meltingclocktimes.com

 

[slackjawed]

If the house bill on health care passes the senate no longer will being a midget be a prexisting condition. Our health care system will be overrun, err underrun with midgets taking advantage of the system.