Old sayings

[Natural Citizen]

We used to say, There's a queer in here that thinks he's an owl. Some dummy would always go, who?

Btw, I just logged in over at the other hole in the wall. I see you've been a good boy.

 

[whitehall]

Another old saying that goes for the post, "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining".

 

[miketx]

Btw, I just logged in over at the other hole in the wall. I see you've been a good boy.

So, you want me to take action over there? You back me?

 

[Natural Citizen]

So, you want me to take action over there? You back me?

lol. I don't even go over there hardly. There's just no personality. But I get bored of this place once in a while and sometimes go see what's going on elsewhere.

You're probably the liveliest one on there. T's got some personality, too. If it were more lively, maybe I'd go on there more.

 

[miketx]

lol. I don't even go over there hardly. There's just no personality. But I get bored of this place once in a while and sometimes go see what's going on elsewhere.

You're probably the liveliest one on there. T's got some personality, too. If it were more lively, maybe I'd go on there more.

Yeah, it's forum where everyone has the same mind. I still like it though.

 

[miketx]

Yeah, it's forum where everyone has the same mind. I still like it though.

She'll ban me again now!

 

[Natural Citizen]

She'll ban me again now!

Not if you act right. Ya igrant bitch. lol.

 

[The Duke]

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honourable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

A bumblebee is consiberably faster than a John Deere tractor. FACT!

 

[Blues Man]

 

[BothWings]

That's putting the cart before the horse!

 

[Concerned American]

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honourable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons.