Official USMB Census

Big Black Dog

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Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

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1. Are you human? Yes No the jury is still out on that one in certain circles

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 hours? Yes

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Mt Dew is stronger than water so yes

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes , twice

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes at this moment

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes but marginally

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington?
I avoid suckup questions
8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

10. Do you like onions? Yes

11. Got any tattoos? No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? No
 
1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
 
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. No or Maybe
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. Sometimes
11. No
12. No
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

1. jury is still out
2. Yes Yes Yes
3. yes but not alcohol anymore
4. yes
5. yes
6. no idea what that is
7 no, on a $3 bill
8 yes
9. yes
10. no
11. no
12. yes
 
1. Are you human? Yes

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

10. Do you like onions? Yes

11. Got any tattoos? Yes

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No
Yes...... We're from France.

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No
Now where did I put those cigars?

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No
Does mercury count?

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No
Yes. Twice...... (I'm a Gemini)

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No
Why do you ask? I am over 12 years old and no I don't have pictures to prove it..........

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No
My cats think potted plants are food.

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No
Ya know I've looked everywhere under DC and have yet to find a dollar bill, if Gunny wants to stand on one then more power to him.

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No
Only in bed....... on the couch...... in the kitchen....... *SNAP*! Ouch! Will you PLEASE not shuffle your feet before you touch me!

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No
No, mine is in the pipes with taps that are only open when we're using them.

10. Do you like onions? Yes No
Yum. They go great with ice cream and pickles...... Or so I've been told.

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No
Every night before bed time.

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
I don't think that squad ever did an X-rated version.

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Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

we is cleaning still lol
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No SOMETIMES

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No NOT SINCE AUGUST 99

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No YES I SOMETIMES DRINK SODA

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No YES

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No NO

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No YES

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No JUST TO BE DIFFERENT, YES

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No WHAT DO YOU THINK RUNS THE COMPUTER AND MONITOR.

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No SOMETIMES

10. Do you like onions? Yes No HELL NO

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No NEVER

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No NO

Find the answers inside the quotes.
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

10. Do you like onions? Yes

11. Got any tattoos? No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? No

Some answers might not be totally correct.
 
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1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No


EXCELLENT QUESTIONS!!!
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

I answered honestly got any harder questions. :lol:
 
1. Are you human? No, I am a Sergeant. We had all traces of humanity surgically removed.

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Of course.

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes, once again i am still a Sergeant

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? No, and neither were C-rats

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? No, maybe a new $25 bill.

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

10. Do you like onions? Yes

11. Got any tattoos? Yes

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? No, not sure I want to, yet.
 
Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No See ?#2

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

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1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
 
The "ever seen a mod naked" question is generating a lot of "yes" responses from the crowd.

Who are these mysterious mod sluts/playa's?

Dis, I get your answer, you used to be a mod. I'm looking specifically at xot's, Barb's, Luissa's and Pale's answers...


hmmmmm.... Is that the one year board anniversary present? Get to sleep with a mod?
 
The "ever seen a mod naked" question is generating a lot of "yes" responses from the crowd.

Who are these mysterious mod sluts/playa's?

Dis, I get your answer, you used to be a mod. I'm looking specifically at xot's, Barb's, Luissa's and Pale's answers...


hmmmmm.... Is that the one year board anniversary present? Get to sleep with a mod?

snap! I thought it said "man." :ack-1:
 
1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No[/QUOTE]
 

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