Obama Wins Another Prize

[Zoom-boing]

"We are pleased to present the 2009-2010 Stanley Cup to President Obama for his innate ability to skate around every issue that comes his way. Forwards, backwards or sideways, his skating ability is second to none."
"We are also seriously considering awarding him the Defenseman of the Year award not only for his backwards skating ability, but also his ability to defend against everything he's done wrong by effectively blaming all ills on someone who hasn't been in office for almost a year. The fact that people actually buy this defensive maneuver is testimony to his skills."
In other news, the Vatican has confirmed a request by un-named special interest groups to immediately beatify Saint Barack of Chicago bypassing the normal 5 years after death requirement for this honor. The Vatican is resisting this however, amid increased criticism that they're obviously racist for this delay in granting the request.
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Obama wins another prize!!!!!!!

 

[Rozman]

It's been a day at least, don't we have another way to honor our President. Can't we come upon another award to bestow upon our King?.....You know Michelle doesn't like it when the world goes a few days without praising our leader. To punish us she will not let us gaze upon her magnificent arms that she works out constantly. Come on guys we will be called racists white folks by the media if we don't pay homage to a man who has sacrificed his life to remake America in the image of the Europeans.

 

[goldcatt]

That's just wrong, but still funny.