NSA monitoring communications in WoW, Life and other MMO's

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I always knew there weren't any girl gamers!

You know that one nerdy chick on vent when you're raiding? The common stereotypes always come to mind, overweight/obese/lonely etc.

Well don't worry, a more appropriate solution to the female gamer paradox has been revealed: That one chick on vent is a slim, sexy, and conniving NSA spy!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/w...-playing-field-of-elves-and-trolls.html?_r=1&

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/nsa-spies-online-games-world-warcraft-second-life


Let's be honest. There's a bunch of young computer geeks (like myself) who were hired by the NSA and these geeks convinced the leadership that "online gaming" was where they should be. These --- literal trolls --- get paid to play games --- err --- protect the nation!

Yo, NSA trolls, help me gear my priest, Adjudicator, on the Sargares realm, he'll be hitting level 90 today.

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/12/09/nsa-spied-on-world-warcraft-other-online-games/
 
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I always knew there weren't any girl gamers!

You know that one nerdy chick on vent when you're raiding? The common stereotypes always come to mind, overweight/obese/lonely etc.

Well don't worry, a more appropriate solution to the female gamer paradox has been revealed: That one chick on vent is a slim, sexy, and conniving NSA spy!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/w...-playing-field-of-elves-and-trolls.html?_r=1&

Spy agencies in covert push to infiltrate virtual world of online gaming | World news | theguardian.com


Let's be honest. There's a bunch of young computer geeks (like myself) who were hired by the NSA and these geeks convinced the leadership that "online gaming" was where they should be. These --- literal trolls --- get paid to play games --- err --- protect the nation!

I would LOVE to see the suicide rate of NSA employees that had to listen to my Raid group 4 years ago die repeatedly on High King Muglar, Gruul, and Magetherion.

How many times can you listen to "Crap we dont have a mage, someone has to Get a goddamn mage!!!!" and "You are to close!!!! dont shatter me asshole!!!" and finally, "Crap our rouge got bounced into the kill dot, anyone got a b-rez????"
 
I always knew there weren't any girl gamers!

You know that one nerdy chick on vent when you're raiding? The common stereotypes always come to mind, overweight/obese/lonely etc.

Well don't worry, a more appropriate solution to the female gamer paradox has been revealed: That one chick on vent is a slim, sexy, and conniving NSA spy!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/w...-playing-field-of-elves-and-trolls.html?_r=1&

Spy agencies in covert push to infiltrate virtual world of online gaming | World news | theguardian.com


Let's be honest. There's a bunch of young computer geeks (like myself) who were hired by the NSA and these geeks convinced the leadership that "online gaming" was where they should be. These --- literal trolls --- get paid to play games --- err --- protect the nation!

I would LOVE to see the suicide rate of NSA employees that had to listen to my Raid group 4 years ago die repeatedly on High King Muglar, Gruul, and Magetherion.

How many times can you listen to "Crap we dont have a mage, someone has to Get a goddamn mage!!!!" and "You are to close!!!! dont shatter me asshole!!!" and finally, "Crap our rouge got bounced into the kill dot, anyone got a b-rez????"

Oh man, if only I had lifegrip (leap of faith) during the Gruul days.
 
What is this "Molten Core?" Surely a code name for a terrorist plot. They are even making plans to acquire a tank.
 
What is this "Molten Core?" Surely a code name for a terrorist plot. They are even making plans to acquire a tank.

And there is even code words!!!! I cannot figure out what "Less QQ, more Pew Pew" means, but I'm sure its part of some sinister plot.

And in this Onyixia place, people keep talking about whelp groups, and moar DOTS being needed.
 
What is this "Molten Core?" Surely a code name for a terrorist plot. They are even making plans to acquire a tank.


ROFLMAO...

And just who are these people calling themselves "King Slayer", "Herald of the Titans", and "Starcaller"??
 
Wait, so I could get a job playing online games for the NSA? What the heck am I doing now?
 
That NSA program was unsuccessful, due to most of the staffers becoming addicted, and eventually losing their jobs.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtXnt1xngs]Onyxia wipe animation (RU SUB) - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvA0cBaCW6A]Raid leader freaks out!! - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU]Leeroy Jenkins - YouTube[/ame]
 

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