Now Ive seen everything

[Avatar4321]

A woman trying to sue the court claiming to be the mother of Michael Jacksons kids

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070222/ap_en_mu/people_michael_jackson

I find this amazing because

1)Most of the time its pretty darn obvious who the birth mother of a kid is
2)Michael Jackson was with a woman.

 

[Gurdari]

I thought he purchased the rightsto the kids... or some business arrangement where he, as a non-genetic humanoid can raise regular children and the moms have no say.

Maybe they'll get him a real nose for father's day.

 

[Avatar4321]

I thought he purchased the rightsto the kids... or some business arrangement where he, as a non-genetic humanoid can raise regular children and the moms have no say.

Maybe they'll get him a real nose for father's day.

I dont think thats what he wants from them....

 

[Little-Acorn]

Remember the jokes circulating around the time that Jackson was on trial for the nth time for molestation etc.?

There was a photo of Jackson going into a police station in cuffs. Someone doctored it with fake dialogue.

Jackson is saying, "You see, this is what always happens, society just can't stand to see a successful black man, and must find ways to keep him down."

One cop looks at Jackson and says, "Ummm... 'black'?"

The other cop looks at him and says, "Ummm... 'man'?"