No touching the balls.

[Thinker101]

Nassau County Executive Laura Curran has outlined the proper COVID-19 precautions to take on the local tennis courts. She said at a news briefing on Sunday that people have to bring their own tennis balls so that they don't come in contact with other players' equipment. "You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them,'' she said.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Damn! We can't even cup them lightly and Jiggle them a wee bit?

Fucking commies!

 

[Marion Morrison]

What if they itch?

 

[TemplarKormac]

As a gay man, I take offense to this mandate!

 

[JoeMoma]

I play tennis with yellow fuzzy balls.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

What if they itch?

 

[JoeMoma]

I really miss Chef from southpark.

 

[LeeOnLido]

what about an all female banana eating party? what will the rules be?

 

[LeeOnLido]

I play tennis with yellow fuzzy balls.

hey, didnt some comedian do some classic sketch on SNL about Schweddy Balls? maybe the mayor was trying to out do it?

 

[miketx]

As a gay man, I take offense to this mandate!

Why do you sick fuck cocksuckers always need to tell us you drink cum?

 

[georgephillip]

Trump should stop scratching his fuzzy, yellow balls

Too much winning or MAGA?

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