Nation Surprised To Learn Beto O'Rourke Was Running For President

[Weatherman2020]

Huh. I heard rumors of a beta male who would say or do anything to boost his anemic support, but I always assumed nobody would ever stoop so low as to change his Irish name to something Hispanic-sounding or threaten to violate the civil rights of millions of Americans for a few fringe votes.

Nation Surprised To Learn Beto O'Rourke Was Running For President

 

[theHawk]

Beta O’Cuck, is what he will always be remembered as.

 

[daveman]

Hey, Beta:

 

[MarathonMike]

I heard a White Hispanic was running, so I assumed it was George Zimmerman. Whoa My B.