My favorite - Chinese food

[Dan]

1. Go to ATM, get money.
2. Go to Chinese restaurant.
3. Eat.

 

[janeeng]

hehehe, that's easy enough!

 

[MtnBiker]

You are in college aren't you!:

 

[jon_forward]

I only have one question? was it a buffet?

 

[eric]

NO, NO, NO!!!!

Never eat at a chinese buffet, these people do not believe in wasting a drop of food. Do you really think they throw the leftover food out?

I have even wondered if what you leave on your plate makes it back to the buffet table!!

All I can say is

 

[Dan]

Meh. More than likely, the kitchen's just as messy in a Chinese restaurant as in a buffet.

And, yeah, the place I usually go to is a buffet. I think I've been going too much lately, I'm starting to get special treatment. I went in a couple weeks ago, and there was like six people ahead of me, and the waitress came up to me and sat me while they waited! I felt like Henry freakin' Hill!

 

[MtnBiker]

Eric speaks the truth, be careful of the chinese buffets.

 

[janeeng]

Well thanks guys for that talk on buffets - to think on how many chinese buffets I have gone to. Dan, when you come up at Christmas, can we please do something other than chinese this year? hehehe!!!!

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

speaking of chinese buffetts you MUST hear John Pinette go on and on about chinese buffett. so funny. go to his hompage http://www.johnpinette.com/ and go to the audio section or use this direct link to it http://www.johnpinette.com/audio.asp and listen to the clip of the "chinese buffett" audio clip. this pic will ahow why it's even funnier:

 

[winston churchi]

Originally posted by eric
NO, NO, NO!!!!

Never eat at a chinese buffet, these people do not believe in wasting a drop of food. Do you really think they throw the leftover food out?

I have even wondered if what you leave on your plate makes it back to the buffet table!!

All I can say is

You think its just the Chinese places that do this? I wish I could tell you the name of a very expensive, very well known place that had some 'oddities' going on behind the walls. If you only knew what went on in some kitchens of resturants -

 

[Dan]

You think its just the Chinese places that do this? I wish I could tell you the name of a very expensive, very well known place that had some 'oddities' going on behind the walls. If you only knew what went on in some kitchens of resturants -

Yeah, I have three friends who work in big-name chain restaurants, and you wouldn't believe the stories I hear. We just need to accept the fact that if you're going to eat out, there's going to be a one in five chance your food has been on the floor, spit in, etc.

 

[winston churchi]

Thats all true too about fast food but you might expect that from there.

Imagine dining out in a five star resturant though?

It doesn't matter where you go...oh and don't piss off the chef - never return your food because its not right - big mistake.