My Dog is a Democrat!

[beautress]

Consider yourself lucky

My Pillow causes cancer

Doncha mean the owner of My Pillow causes Dimmies to create a cancerous narrative to destroy his business? lol

 

[beautress]

Back to my dog being a Democrat. Last week she drug my book on the Constitution into a mud puddle the day it rained sleetlike water. I just KNEW I was right. I just wonder why in the world I love her so, th' little demon.

I tried drying it out, but the pages merged together, and I can't even separate the pages to read what is left of the tome.

 

[beautress]

Weird, mine is a republican. She shits on the floor and expects me to clean up her messes.

Are you Nancy Pelosi in disguise? She doesn't clean up her own messes.

 

[HaShev]

My dog ate the cushions off my divan and loveseat in the den's library. I told him No!No! Then, when I was taking out the hundreds of foam pieces, no two alike, to the trash up by the farm to market road, when I got back he had chewed off the plastic zipper pulls on two of the porch cushions and he was tearing out the weathered foam that comforted me on rainy days and apricot sunsets alike.

Then, when I went in to clear the house of his mischief, I noticed my last hold on relaxation was missing. He had made My Pillow disappear forever from sight and refreshment that a good night's sleep can give.

When i went to get a wooden chair from the kitchen, the wood cornices on my lovely antique chair had been chewed off. And upstairs, My Pillow was missing from my bed, but this , he didn't leave ! trace. It didn't just walk away, but it was totally and completely gone.

I thought, Deja Vu!!!! My Reddy is a Democrat. They start out acting like cute little sweet puppies when they run for Congress, and when they get elected, look out, world! They take out everything that brought pleasure to the eye and psyche and make it disappear and blame it on the other dogs to take the onus off themselves. Meh!

To make matters worse, before I figured out about his dismal, retirement fund eating ways, a friend gave me the cutest little 8 - inch long girl puppy who wailed all the way from Trinity to home earning herself the name Song. The next day, the head vet took her first puppy shots case, curious why some little old lady would name her new puppy "Song." She showed him with another wailing session as she peeped on his clean floor with two attendant student vets tasked with sanitizing all 2ccs of yellow stuff.

And a week later, Song girl was eating on the tufts left out on the front porch when I had restuffed the better of two chewed cushion covers with chewed up cushion masses that escaped the mud from recent rains. He reopened and scattered the remains and the fluff has become her sweet obsession.

Anobody else have a dog or puppy who looks okay but is a Democrat once they win yer heart? Plz share your story below remembering that they got the system figured. You earn the living. They live lives of nothing doing and you get to clean it up when you get home from work. Thx. I can't wait to read your stories on how your sweet puppy became a green eyed monster overnight.

How'd you know your dog He was a Democrat?

 

[Likkmee]

My dog ate the cushions off my divan and loveseat in the den's library. I told him No!No! Then, when I was taking out the hundreds of foam pieces, no two alike, to the trash up by the farm to market road, when I got back he had chewed off the plastic zipper pulls on two of the porch cushions and he was tearing out the weathered foam that comforted me on rainy days and apricot sunsets alike.

Then, when I went in to clear the house of his mischief, I noticed my last hold on relaxation was missing. He had made My Pillow disappear forever from sight and refreshment that a good night's sleep can give.

When i went to get a wooden chair from the kitchen, the wood cornices on my lovely antique chair had been chewed off. And upstairs, My Pillow was missing from my bed, but this , he didn't leave ! trace. It didn't just walk away, but it was totally and completely gone.

I thought, Deja Vu!!!! My Reddy is a Democrat. They start out acting like cute little sweet puppies when they run for Congress, and when they get elected, look out, world! They take out everything that brought pleasure to the eye and psyche and make it disappear and blame it on the other dogs to take the onus off themselves. Meh!

To make matters worse, before I figured out about his dismal, retirement fund eating ways, a friend gave me the cutest little 8 - inch long girl puppy who wailed all the way from Trinity to home earning herself the name Song. The next day, the head vet took her first puppy shots case, curious why some little old lady would name her new puppy "Song." She showed him with another wailing session as she peeped on his clean floor with two attendant student vets tasked with sanitizing all 2ccs of yellow stuff.

And a week later, Song girl was eating on the tufts left out on the front porch when I had restuffed the better of two chewed cushion covers with chewed up cushion masses that escaped the mud from recent rains. He reopened and scattered the remains and the fluff has become her sweet obsession.

Anobody else have a dog or puppy who looks okay but is a Democrat once they win yer heart? Plz share your story below remembering that they got the system figured. You earn the living. They live lives of nothing doing and you get to clean it up when you get home from work. Thx. I can't wait to read your stories on how your sweet puppy became a green eyed monster overnight.

Only when he makes noise and then shit comes out of his mouth, can you be sure