Musician David Crosby Runs Down Hapless Mexican

[BullKurtz]

The long time criminal, drug addict, and liver thief flattened a poor latino jogging home from picking lettuce for rich white musicians. Crosby, (probably on the Marrakesh Express), was seen laughing as he gunned his Telsa, swerved and flattened poor Jose. He was then reported to have been whistling "Love the one you're with" as he poked the injured Mexican with his foot.

Local TV station KEYT near Santa Inez, Calif., where Crosby lives, reported that Jose Jimenez, 46, was jogging when he was struck by a 2015 Black Tesla driven by Crosby on Sunday, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Jimenez was knocked down and suffered multiple fractures, abrasions and lacerations. He was airlifted to a hospital in Santa Barbara

David Crosby hits jogger at high speed

 

[eots]

The long time criminal, drug addict, and liver thief flattened a poor latino jogging home from picking lettuce for rich white musicians. Crosby, (probably on the Marrakesh Express), was seen laughing as he gunned his Telsa, swerved and flattened poor Jose. He was then reported to have been whistling "Love the one you're with" as he poked the injured Mexican with his foot.

A California jogger was struck and injured by a car driven by rocker David Crosby at significant speed, according to multiple reports.

Local TV station KEYT near Santa Inez, Calif., where Crosby lives, reported that Jose Jimenez, 46, was jogging when he was struck by a 2015 Black Tesla driven by Crosby on Sunday, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Crosby's vehicle was travelling at 55 miles an hour, the posted speed on the road.

Jimenez was knocked down and suffered multiple fractures, abrasions and lacerations. He was airlifted to a hospital in Santa Barbara

David Crosby hits jogger at high speed

lucky guy he ctould of been run over by some deadbeat but he is going to get some big dollars for this..hope he heals up well and enjoys the cash

 

[B. Kidd]

I hear Teslas need to be greased twice as often as ordinary cars.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Local TV station KEYT near Santa Inez, Calif., where Crosby lives, reported that Jose Jimenez, 46, was jogging when he was struck by a 2015 Black Tesla driven by Crosby on Sunday, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Why is it funny that his name is José Jimenez?

 

[BullKurtz]

Why is it funny that his name is José Jimenez?

 

[Pogo]

Local TV station KEYT near Santa Inez, Calif., where Crosby lives, reported that Jose Jimenez, 46, was jogging when he was struck by a 2015 Black Tesla driven by Crosby on Sunday, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Why is it funny that his name is José Jimenez?

Young 'uns...

 

[NLT]

mah neme iz hosez imenez

 

[BULLDOG]

The long time criminal, drug addict, and liver thief flattened a poor latino jogging home from picking lettuce for rich white musicians. Crosby, (probably on the Marrakesh Express), was seen laughing as he gunned his Telsa, swerved and flattened poor Jose. He was then reported to have been whistling "Love the one you're with" as he poked the injured Mexican with his foot.

Local TV station KEYT near Santa Inez, Calif., where Crosby lives, reported that Jose Jimenez, 46, was jogging when he was struck by a 2015 Black Tesla driven by Crosby on Sunday, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Jimenez was knocked down and suffered multiple fractures, abrasions and lacerations. He was airlifted to a hospital in Santa Barbara

David Crosby hits jogger at high speed

Good thing it was David Crosby instead of Laura Bush. She kills the people she runs over.

 

[TheOldSchool]

This thread is fucked

 

[BULLDOG]

This thread is fucked

Dumb thread to start with. What was the point anyway? He didn't like CSNY?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I hear Teslas need to be greased twice as often as ordinary cars.

 

[Ravi]

He was going the speed limit.

 

[Pogo]

This thread is fucked

Dumb thread to start with. What was the point anyway? He didn't like CSNY?

I think it was a pretext just to bring up José Jimenez.

 

[Pogo]

He was going the speed limit.

His own article notes that, also notes there's no evidence of impairment by anything, that the spot of the incident is one where visibility is impaired by sun glare (one of those cases of road engineers going "hey I know-- let's point the road directly into the sun! - we've all been on one), and says nothing about Crosby "laughing" or "whistling" anything, and that he immediately stopped to render assistance.

In other words exactly as ShortBull described, only completely different. Revisionist History creative writing class project.

Oh, almost forgot -- article says nothing about Jimenez being "Mexican" either, or any other nationality. That's made up too.

So here's what's left of the OP that's actually true:

David Crosby
José Jimenez

 

[Harry Dresden]

Crosby is lucky he was in bands that had some good talented players in there,otherwise .....would we know who he is?....

 

[Pogo]

Crosby is lucky he was in bands that had some good talented players in there,otherwise .....would we know who he is?....

Crosby and Stills were all the talent in that band. What they needed Neil Young's howling for I'll never know.

Go try to play Guinevere. Lemme know how it works out.

 

[BULLDOG]

This thread is fucked

Dumb thread to start with. What was the point anyway? He didn't like CSNY?

I think it was a pretext just to bring up José Jimenez.

Probably right. Expect a thread about Uncle Tonoose soon.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Crosby is lucky he was in bands that had some good talented players in there,otherwise .....would we know who he is?....

Crosby and Stills were all the talent in that band. What they needed Neil Young's howling for I'll never know.

Go try to play Guinevere. Lemme know how it works out.

thats why crosby wrote so many songs compared to the other guys.....and in the byrds all he was was the r.guitar player....
What they needed Neil Young's howling for I'll never know.
yea because david as everyone knows is a greater song writer than neal....right pogo?...

 

[Pogo]

Crosby is lucky he was in bands that had some good talented players in there,otherwise .....would we know who he is?....

Crosby and Stills were all the talent in that band. What they needed Neil Young's howling for I'll never know.

Go try to play Guinevere. Lemme know how it works out.

thats why cosby wrote so many songs compared to the other guys.....and in the byrds all he was was the r.guitar player....

No, he was a singer too.

 

[BullKurtz]

No, he was a singer too.

Hijack somebody else's thread for a change, numbnuts.