MrPillow offers to smuggle Trump out of the country wrapped in a duvet cover!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With legal jeopardy suddenly mounting for the former President, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, has offered to smuggle Donald J. Trump out of the country in one of his company’s duvet covers.​

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After Lindell learned that Trump’s taxes would soon be made available to Congress, the pillow executive decided to help out his friend by making the exclusive duvet offer, he said.​

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“Donald Trump will be wrapped in a king-sized duvet cover made of a hundred per cent Egyptian cotton and finished with a sateen weave,” Lindell said.​

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“In our MyPillow duvet cover, Donald Trump will travel in comfort all the way to Moscow,” he said.​

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The MyPillow Guy said that the duvet is perfect for smuggling Trump out of the country because it is “soft, luxurious, and, most important of all, breathable.”​

MyPillow Guy Offers to Smuggle Trump out of Country Wrapped in Duvet Cover

After Mike Lindell learned that Trump’s taxes would soon be made available to Congress, the pillow executive decided to help out his friend by making the exclusive offer.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Calypso Jones]

Droll. Do you notice that the left is fixated STILL on President Trump? even when you have illegitimately placed your incompetent in the White (BITE) House? Interesting That. Why...it's almost as if this is done to distract the rest of us from the antics of the current Resident Xiden and the actions of his administration protecting and supporting our enemies as they hide the strange behavior of Pedo Joe.

 

[Calypso Jones]

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[Moonglow]

Droll. Do you notice that the left is fixated STILL on President Trump? even when you have illegitimately placed your incompetent in the White (BITE) House? Interesting That. Why...it's almost as if this is done to distract the rest of us from the antics of the current Resident Xiden and the actions of his administration protecting and supporting our enemies as they hide the strange behavior of Pedo Joe.

Only ten more days until Trump is reinstated as president according to the looney Pillow Guy..

 

[Calypso Jones]

That would be nice but i think your illegitimate Pedophile is in for the duration.

 

[Pete7469]

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Do you notice that the left is fixated STILL on President Trump?

They can't quit him.

 

[Dadoalex]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With legal jeopardy suddenly mounting for the former President, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, has offered to smuggle Donald J. Trump out of the country in one of his company’s duvet covers.​

​

After Lindell learned that Trump’s taxes would soon be made available to Congress, the pillow executive decided to help out his friend by making the exclusive duvet offer, he said.​

​

“Donald Trump will be wrapped in a king-sized duvet cover made of a hundred per cent Egyptian cotton and finished with a sateen weave,” Lindell said.​

​

“In our MyPillow duvet cover, Donald Trump will travel in comfort all the way to Moscow,” he said.​

​

The MyPillow Guy said that the duvet is perfect for smuggling Trump out of the country because it is “soft, luxurious, and, most important of all, breathable.”​

MyPillow Guy Offers to Smuggle Trump out of Country Wrapped in Duvet Cover

After Mike Lindell learned that Trump’s taxes would soon be made available to Congress, the pillow executive decided to help out his friend by making the exclusive offer.

www.newyorker.com

We're gonna need a bigger sham.