"Maintain Social Distancing During Sex" Оr the Highest Manifestation of the Absurd of Bureaucracy

[Alexandre Fedorovski]

The University of Georgia tells students to wear coronavirus masks during SEX to stop spread coronovirus:

A question from the author: what incentives and what academic degree will those who choose themselves as sexual partners receive?

America GOT INSANE OR SOMEONE IS DRIVING IT OUT OF MIND!

It is so pitying that the university officials FORGOT to remind the students that joined the university to LEARN.

I think we need to go further: everyone who decides to have sex on campus needs to come to the dean's office, get a coronovirus test, then put on protective suits for swimmers and self-contained respirators used by frogmen.

Then, in a special room with video cameras, they can, under the vigilant monitoring of the administration, indulge in carnal pleasures

I believe that after going through the entire procedure, students' libido will decrease somewhat, and they will go back to the library. BTW, this is where bookshelves will secure the best social distancing for sex ...

 

[Muhammed]

Isn't that why Jews have a sheet between them with a hole in it?

That's not Jewish girls.

It's Anabaptist type girls such as Amish and Mennonites who make you do that.

 

[Moonglow]

Isn't that why Jews have a sheet between them with a hole in it?

That's not Jewish girls.

It's Anabaptist type girls such as Amish and Mennonites who make you do that.

But you are Muslim how would you know?

 

[Muhammed]

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[Polishprince]

The University of Georgia tells students to wear coronavirus masks during SEX to stop spread coronovirus:


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A question from the author: what incentives and what academic degree will those who choose themselves as sexual partners receive?

America GOT INSANE OR SOMEONE IS DRIVING IT OUT OF MIND!

It is so pitying that the university officials FORGOT to remind the students that entered the university to LEARN.

I think we need to go further: everyone who decides to have sex on campus needs to come to the dean's office, get a coronovirus test, then put on protective suits for swimmers and self-contained respirators used by frogmen.

Then, in a special room with video cameras, they can, under the vigilant monitoring of the administration, indulge in carnal pleasures

I believe that after going through the entire procedure, students' libido will decrease somewhat, and they will go back to the library. BTW, this is where bookshelves will secure the best social distancing for sex ...

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The idea of maintaining social distance during sex was covered in the classic Stallone film "Demolition Man"

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25 years later, we're still not fully over the weirdest sex scene ever filmed

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[Likkmee]

I do excellent carpentry work. Anyone interested in a glory hole trimmed out in cocobolo wood ?

 

[lennypartiv]

Hmm, time for some interesting fantasies?

 

[Alexandre Fedorovski]

That's not Jewish girls.

It's Anabaptist type girls such as Amish and Mennonites who make you do that.



We don’t know what you’ve heard, but what we’ve heard is that when it comes time for three men to “witness” a woman’s conversion [involving nude immersion], what’s commonly done is for the water’s surface to be covered with a thick, opaque sheet with a hole in it, just big enough to let her head through while discreetly shielding the rest of her body.
According to a Jewish “urban legend,” the myth derives from seeing Jews in religious neighborhoods hanging their “talitot katan” out to dry. This poncho-like garment is about two feet by four feet, has a fringe on each corner, and a hole in the center for the wearer’s head, and it looks somewhat like a small sheet with a hole, and many people have vivid and warped imaginations.

This rumor spreads chiefly among non-Orthodox Jews and is not often heard from those of other faiths. Whatever this snippet of misinformation’s beginnings, the whisper about holes in sheets has become a part of Jewish lore that reflects attitudes towards the fabled strictness of Orthodox practices. To even hint sexuality between man and wife — a vibrant part of Judaism — has been squelched to this degree within the Orthodox branch is to strike at the heart of all things Jewish. Nothing could better capture the presumption about how joyless life must be within the Orthodox faith.

But that’s not the way of it at all. Shmuel Boteach, author of the acclaimed Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy labels the sheet rumor as utterly false.

“Judaism,” he says, “is the one religion that not only allows sex for pleasure but sees sex as the holiest of all acts because it brings life into the world — and even when it doesn’t, it sews two people together as one flesh, one soul.” This tenet of the religion holds true across all branches of Judaism, including the heavily-governed Orthodox.[/QUOTE]

 

[Alexandre Fedorovski]

I do excellent carpentry work. Anyone interested in a glory hole trimmed out in cocobolo wood ?

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[Alexandre Fedorovski]

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[Alexandre Fedorovski]

Hmm, time for some interesting fantasies?

THAT one would be even BETTER!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

If this isn't a joke, it should be.

 

[LA RAM FAN]

The University of Georgia tells students to wear coronavirus masks during SEX to stop spread coronovirus:


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A question from the author: what incentives and what academic degree will those who choose themselves as sexual partners receive?

America GOT INSANE OR SOMEONE IS DRIVING IT OUT OF MIND!

It is so pitying that the university officials FORGOT to remind the students that joined the university to LEARN.

I think we need to go further: everyone who decides to have sex on campus needs to come to the dean's office, get a coronovirus test, then put on protective suits for swimmers and self-contained respirators used by frogmen.

Then, in a special room with video cameras, they can, under the vigilant monitoring of the administration, indulge in carnal pleasures

I believe that after going through the entire procedure, students' libido will decrease somewhat, and they will go back to the library. BTW, this is where bookshelves will secure the best social distancing for sex ...

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Wow we have a corrupt government.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

O.k. I have completed step 1.

Now what?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Why is this nonsense in feedback?