- Sep 22, 2013
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Does modern democracy-folklore make you feel excited about vigilance?
This commercial yarn ('fan-fic') was inspired by Deadpool (Marvel Comics).
Signing off,
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A sorceress named Alice living in Manhattan was fascinated by perceptions of reflections in mirrors and wondered if there was a connection between Lewis Carroll's iconic mirror-logic insanity novel Through the Looking Glass and the prophecies about 'fantastic beasts' described in the Book of Revelation (Christian Bible). Alice noted that many new age urbanization-paranoia related issues (e.g., Los Angeles Race Riots of 1992) gave way to a new kind of society self-image 'fracture,' spawning eerie new crime-gangs who did things like wield hatchets against cops/cop-cars and refer to themselves as 'super-villains.' Alice wondered if this modern criminal 'consciousness' was releasing some demon from the other side of the mirror-axis of sanity. Alice wondered with whom she should share this revelation.
Alice was right to worry, for a rogue NYC District Attorney named Harvey Dent was pursuing 'radical' forms of justice after he was disfigured by splashed corrosive-acid (HCL) thrown by a mafia-henchmen whom Dent was trying to prosecute. Dent was nicknamed 'Two-Face' for his odd disfigurement and his very eccentric approach to modern urban civics/justice, and Alice wondered if Dent was some 'prophet' of Armageddon, signalling the coming of a more foreboding 'messenger of anarchy' such as the AntiChrist.
A fun-loving comic book artist/writer named Ajay Satan was writing fan-fics on the Internet while dressing up like a 'vigilante-crusader,' claiming he was inspired by the likes of other eccentric writers such as Dr. Seuss and Walt Whitman. Ajay was ironically writing fan-fics about the DC Comics anti-hero Lucifer Morningstar, an apocrypha-reference to the Christian adversary, Satan (or the Devil). Ajay wanted to pen Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fics involving pornography and censorship in the media and how it might prompt terrorists to strike at American sensibilities regarding free-speech 'marketing.' Was Ajay right?
Ajay was right. A rogue faction of ISIS called Cobra rose to power in Iran, and it was headed by an eerie glass-helmeted super-terrorist simply named 'Cobra Commander.' Cobra Commander wanted to create panic in America by shocking people about journalism and the free-press, so he intended to blow up the headquarters of the NY Post, the Washington Post, the NY Times, and the LA Times. Cobra Commander then intended to order his 'sentinels' to invade northern California from Canada and take over the state of Washington and hold the University of Washington hostage (for ransom).
Ajay wrote one Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fic about the American media super-celebrities Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise actually secretly being the superheroes Flash and Spider-Man. Hanks/Flash and Cruise/Spider-Man wanted to counter Lucifer's new devious scheme to catalyze terrorism through censorship-related media hysteria and cynicism. However, Flash and Spider-Man didn't know what to do about a new female villainess named Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) who wanted to blow up the Ivy League schools (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, etc.). Ajay's Lucifer fan-fics became quite popular, and Hanks/Cruise said in the press that they were huge fans.
However, a real New York woman named Felicia Hardy, a real sociopath, also read Ajay's Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fics and decided to copycat Black Cat's terrorism-ideology and target Ivy League schools. Fortunately, as it turned out, Tom Cruise, believe it or not, actually was a real-life superhero, and in fact, get this, he was actually named 'Spider-Man'(!). Cruise/Spider-Man read the news-report of the real-life Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) setting of an explosive in an abandoned gymnasium at Harvard University and set out to pursue and arrest this new 'society menace' and evildoer. Spider-Man did not know, however, how sexy Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) was, and Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) intended to 'seduce' the do-gooder and turn him to the 'dark-side.'
SPIDER-MAN: Why are you trying to blow up the Space Needle?
BLACK CAT: Seattle needs a wake-up call stronger than Starbucks!
SPIDER-MAN: You're a true villainess, Black Cat.
BLACK CAT: I know that...
SPIDER-MAN: What, are you trying to be coy?
BLACK CAT: I want you to join me...
SPIDER-MAN: Join you? You must be insane!
BLACK CAT: Why does that sound crazy? Aren't you bored with capitalism?
SPIDER-MAN: I know capitalism isn't exactly virtue-rich, but terrorism is evil.
BLACK CAT: Join me, and together, we'll create a 'mischief dominion.'
SPIDER-MAN: What would be the 'purpose' of such a 'mission'?
BLACK CAT: To explore anarchy, of course; aren't you even curious?
SPIDER-MAN: Anarchy doesn't interest me; I care about law and order.
BLACK CAT: Boring!
SPIDER-MAN: So I suppose if I 'assisted' you, you'd give me a kiss!
BLACK CAT: I'd do more than that...
SPIDER-MAN: I see; you're more seductive than I imagined.
BLACK CAT: I hope you're not as 'boring' as I imagined.
SPIDER-MAN: My duty now is to safeguard the Space Needle.
BLACK CAT: Alright; I'll depart (for now); but we'll meet again!
SPIDER-MAN: Perhaps as tourists.
Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) went home and pulled out her Ouija-board and prayed that a demonic entity ascend to Earth and help her tackle Spider-Man and threaten to kill him if he didn't become her boyfriend/ally. Her 'prayer' was answered, and the demonic entity that appeared was a malicious impish pumpkin-bomb throwing terrorist named Hobgoblin, and he promised to help her 'deal' with Spider-Man (Tom Cruise). Hobgoblin grabbed Spider-Man and brought the webbed-hero to Black Cat's creepy lair (an abandoned warehouse).
While Spider-Man was caged and being seduced by Black Cat, Cobra (and Cobra Commander) was planning its terrorist-strike on the University of Washington. The CIA was tipped off on this scheme and assembled a unit of patriots called 'G.I. Joes' (hand-selected by President Trump) to deal with all this new age anarchy. Trump tweeted, "If this is Armageddon, then the G.I. Joes will deal with Cobra exactly how we need; God bless America!"
Somehow the G.I. Joes managed to stop Cobra and even arrest the Haitian minions they brought with them to help them hold the University of Washington hostage. Two relieved hostages, a university professor and his Asian wife and her friend, were relieved to be freed and posed for a photo for the Seattle Gazette, which was writing a story about how the Haitian 'minions' were actually impoverished refugees forcibly 'drafted' by Cobra and were therefore going to be taken back to Haiti and be cared for by an international-body appointed by the United Nations. Everything was fine again. Armageddon was averted.
TRUMP: Thank goodness Cobra was thwarted.
CARTER: Yes, the G.I. Joes saved the day!
TRUMP: Where the heck is Spider-Man?
CARTER: He's disappeared; there're rumors he's Black Cat's 'prisoner.'
TRUMP: Oh, God, she's torturing our favorite do-gooder.
CARTER: Hopefully, she not seducing him instead...
TRUMP: That would suck more.
CARTER: Indeed...
TRUMP: What about Ajay Satan? What's he doing?
CARTER: After fending off critiques that he 'inspired' the real-life Black Cat?
TRUMP: Yeah; I heard he started his own comic book company with William Gibson.
CARTER: Yes, he did; Archangel Comics; it's co-owned by Tom Hanks too.
TRUMP: What do they write about over there?
CARTER: Terrorism and patriotism among 'super-individuals.'
TRUMP: Terrorism is on the mind of everyone these days it seems.
CARTER: That's the legacy of 9/11, the modern rendition of Pearl Harbor!
TRUMP: God bless America...
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This commercial yarn ('fan-fic') was inspired by Deadpool (Marvel Comics).
Signing off,
====
A sorceress named Alice living in Manhattan was fascinated by perceptions of reflections in mirrors and wondered if there was a connection between Lewis Carroll's iconic mirror-logic insanity novel Through the Looking Glass and the prophecies about 'fantastic beasts' described in the Book of Revelation (Christian Bible). Alice noted that many new age urbanization-paranoia related issues (e.g., Los Angeles Race Riots of 1992) gave way to a new kind of society self-image 'fracture,' spawning eerie new crime-gangs who did things like wield hatchets against cops/cop-cars and refer to themselves as 'super-villains.' Alice wondered if this modern criminal 'consciousness' was releasing some demon from the other side of the mirror-axis of sanity. Alice wondered with whom she should share this revelation.
Alice was right to worry, for a rogue NYC District Attorney named Harvey Dent was pursuing 'radical' forms of justice after he was disfigured by splashed corrosive-acid (HCL) thrown by a mafia-henchmen whom Dent was trying to prosecute. Dent was nicknamed 'Two-Face' for his odd disfigurement and his very eccentric approach to modern urban civics/justice, and Alice wondered if Dent was some 'prophet' of Armageddon, signalling the coming of a more foreboding 'messenger of anarchy' such as the AntiChrist.
A fun-loving comic book artist/writer named Ajay Satan was writing fan-fics on the Internet while dressing up like a 'vigilante-crusader,' claiming he was inspired by the likes of other eccentric writers such as Dr. Seuss and Walt Whitman. Ajay was ironically writing fan-fics about the DC Comics anti-hero Lucifer Morningstar, an apocrypha-reference to the Christian adversary, Satan (or the Devil). Ajay wanted to pen Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fics involving pornography and censorship in the media and how it might prompt terrorists to strike at American sensibilities regarding free-speech 'marketing.' Was Ajay right?
Ajay was right. A rogue faction of ISIS called Cobra rose to power in Iran, and it was headed by an eerie glass-helmeted super-terrorist simply named 'Cobra Commander.' Cobra Commander wanted to create panic in America by shocking people about journalism and the free-press, so he intended to blow up the headquarters of the NY Post, the Washington Post, the NY Times, and the LA Times. Cobra Commander then intended to order his 'sentinels' to invade northern California from Canada and take over the state of Washington and hold the University of Washington hostage (for ransom).
Ajay wrote one Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fic about the American media super-celebrities Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise actually secretly being the superheroes Flash and Spider-Man. Hanks/Flash and Cruise/Spider-Man wanted to counter Lucifer's new devious scheme to catalyze terrorism through censorship-related media hysteria and cynicism. However, Flash and Spider-Man didn't know what to do about a new female villainess named Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) who wanted to blow up the Ivy League schools (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, etc.). Ajay's Lucifer fan-fics became quite popular, and Hanks/Cruise said in the press that they were huge fans.
However, a real New York woman named Felicia Hardy, a real sociopath, also read Ajay's Lucifer (DC Comics) fan-fics and decided to copycat Black Cat's terrorism-ideology and target Ivy League schools. Fortunately, as it turned out, Tom Cruise, believe it or not, actually was a real-life superhero, and in fact, get this, he was actually named 'Spider-Man'(!). Cruise/Spider-Man read the news-report of the real-life Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) setting of an explosive in an abandoned gymnasium at Harvard University and set out to pursue and arrest this new 'society menace' and evildoer. Spider-Man did not know, however, how sexy Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) was, and Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) intended to 'seduce' the do-gooder and turn him to the 'dark-side.'
SPIDER-MAN: Why are you trying to blow up the Space Needle?
BLACK CAT: Seattle needs a wake-up call stronger than Starbucks!
SPIDER-MAN: You're a true villainess, Black Cat.
BLACK CAT: I know that...
SPIDER-MAN: What, are you trying to be coy?
BLACK CAT: I want you to join me...
SPIDER-MAN: Join you? You must be insane!
BLACK CAT: Why does that sound crazy? Aren't you bored with capitalism?
SPIDER-MAN: I know capitalism isn't exactly virtue-rich, but terrorism is evil.
BLACK CAT: Join me, and together, we'll create a 'mischief dominion.'
SPIDER-MAN: What would be the 'purpose' of such a 'mission'?
BLACK CAT: To explore anarchy, of course; aren't you even curious?
SPIDER-MAN: Anarchy doesn't interest me; I care about law and order.
BLACK CAT: Boring!
SPIDER-MAN: So I suppose if I 'assisted' you, you'd give me a kiss!
BLACK CAT: I'd do more than that...
SPIDER-MAN: I see; you're more seductive than I imagined.
BLACK CAT: I hope you're not as 'boring' as I imagined.
SPIDER-MAN: My duty now is to safeguard the Space Needle.
BLACK CAT: Alright; I'll depart (for now); but we'll meet again!
SPIDER-MAN: Perhaps as tourists.
Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) went home and pulled out her Ouija-board and prayed that a demonic entity ascend to Earth and help her tackle Spider-Man and threaten to kill him if he didn't become her boyfriend/ally. Her 'prayer' was answered, and the demonic entity that appeared was a malicious impish pumpkin-bomb throwing terrorist named Hobgoblin, and he promised to help her 'deal' with Spider-Man (Tom Cruise). Hobgoblin grabbed Spider-Man and brought the webbed-hero to Black Cat's creepy lair (an abandoned warehouse).
While Spider-Man was caged and being seduced by Black Cat, Cobra (and Cobra Commander) was planning its terrorist-strike on the University of Washington. The CIA was tipped off on this scheme and assembled a unit of patriots called 'G.I. Joes' (hand-selected by President Trump) to deal with all this new age anarchy. Trump tweeted, "If this is Armageddon, then the G.I. Joes will deal with Cobra exactly how we need; God bless America!"
Somehow the G.I. Joes managed to stop Cobra and even arrest the Haitian minions they brought with them to help them hold the University of Washington hostage. Two relieved hostages, a university professor and his Asian wife and her friend, were relieved to be freed and posed for a photo for the Seattle Gazette, which was writing a story about how the Haitian 'minions' were actually impoverished refugees forcibly 'drafted' by Cobra and were therefore going to be taken back to Haiti and be cared for by an international-body appointed by the United Nations. Everything was fine again. Armageddon was averted.
TRUMP: Thank goodness Cobra was thwarted.
CARTER: Yes, the G.I. Joes saved the day!
TRUMP: Where the heck is Spider-Man?
CARTER: He's disappeared; there're rumors he's Black Cat's 'prisoner.'
TRUMP: Oh, God, she's torturing our favorite do-gooder.
CARTER: Hopefully, she not seducing him instead...
TRUMP: That would suck more.
CARTER: Indeed...
TRUMP: What about Ajay Satan? What's he doing?
CARTER: After fending off critiques that he 'inspired' the real-life Black Cat?
TRUMP: Yeah; I heard he started his own comic book company with William Gibson.
CARTER: Yes, he did; Archangel Comics; it's co-owned by Tom Hanks too.
TRUMP: What do they write about over there?
CARTER: Terrorism and patriotism among 'super-individuals.'
TRUMP: Terrorism is on the mind of everyone these days it seems.
CARTER: That's the legacy of 9/11, the modern rendition of Pearl Harbor!
TRUMP: God bless America...
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