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This is a media-parable inspired by Jerry Maguire,
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Lori Loughlin was very happy with her work making holiday-season films on the Hallmark Channel. Now, she wanted to reach out even more to American culture and decided to start cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles for the 2017-2018 NFL season (Season 52!). The Eagles had a very intriguing start to their season thanks to the play of phenom-QB Carson Wentz. The Eagles soared to a 10-3 record, and some critics suggested the Eagles and Wentz could do what the Newton-Panthers failed to do in Season 50 and what the Ryan-Falcons failed to do in Season 51 --- win the Super Bowl. Everyone was excited about Wentz, but he was injured and lost for the season, leaving Eagles back-up QB Nick Foles to try to salvage the 'dream-season.' Lori Loughlin began cheering for the new-look 'Foles-Eagles' and claimed they could coordinate themselves well-enough to take down the Goliath-like Tom Brady (QB) and his indomitable New England Patriots!
Lori's husband was so impressed by her newfound interesting interest in the NFL that he decided to buy her a special Eagles winter-scarf for Christmas! Lori was so thrilled to receive the gift and wore it to a special media-charity PR event involving environmentalism activism and the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation --- an awareness-event in Los Angeles covered by CNN and TIME magazine! Lori wore her scarf and told reporters, "What Americans want this cold and trying Christmas in this first administration of our newest 'celebrity-president' (the first since Ronald Reagan!) is evidence of real pedestrian fervor regarding the psychology and culture of everyday Americans. Americans want to enjoy winter NFL games wearing Eagles scarves and cheering for Nick Foles (Eagles) without worrying too much about global warming!" The reporters loved Lori's passion and interest in pedestrian politics in this modern age of consumerism and media. Lori even posted a picture of her Eagles scarf on her Facebook celebrity profile-page.
When American movie-actor and former wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson saw the picture of Lori's Eagles scarf (dedicated to Nick Foles!) on Facebook, he decided to Tweet that seeing media-personalities endorse the smalltown sports and culture spirit of everyday Americans (e.g., Foles-Eagles lamp) encouraged today's consumers and media-fans to believe that commerce did not have to be impersonal or purely 'business.' American movie super-star Tom Cruise also saw Lori's Eagles-scarf photo on Facebook and decided that he would say something to the press about the value of pop-psychology in modern media 'couture' (e.g., Dianetics, The Social Network, etc.). Only U.S. President Donald Trump was unexcited, as he sat in the Oval Office on Christmas Day thinking about an important wind-energy joint-venture between America and rival OPEC nation Algeria. Would commerce and media-ad creativity (e.g., National Geographic TV) prevail over consumerism laziness (e.g., Napster)? It was a great 'Capitalism War.'
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Signing off,
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Lori Loughlin was very happy with her work making holiday-season films on the Hallmark Channel. Now, she wanted to reach out even more to American culture and decided to start cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles for the 2017-2018 NFL season (Season 52!). The Eagles had a very intriguing start to their season thanks to the play of phenom-QB Carson Wentz. The Eagles soared to a 10-3 record, and some critics suggested the Eagles and Wentz could do what the Newton-Panthers failed to do in Season 50 and what the Ryan-Falcons failed to do in Season 51 --- win the Super Bowl. Everyone was excited about Wentz, but he was injured and lost for the season, leaving Eagles back-up QB Nick Foles to try to salvage the 'dream-season.' Lori Loughlin began cheering for the new-look 'Foles-Eagles' and claimed they could coordinate themselves well-enough to take down the Goliath-like Tom Brady (QB) and his indomitable New England Patriots!
Lori's husband was so impressed by her newfound interesting interest in the NFL that he decided to buy her a special Eagles winter-scarf for Christmas! Lori was so thrilled to receive the gift and wore it to a special media-charity PR event involving environmentalism activism and the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation --- an awareness-event in Los Angeles covered by CNN and TIME magazine! Lori wore her scarf and told reporters, "What Americans want this cold and trying Christmas in this first administration of our newest 'celebrity-president' (the first since Ronald Reagan!) is evidence of real pedestrian fervor regarding the psychology and culture of everyday Americans. Americans want to enjoy winter NFL games wearing Eagles scarves and cheering for Nick Foles (Eagles) without worrying too much about global warming!" The reporters loved Lori's passion and interest in pedestrian politics in this modern age of consumerism and media. Lori even posted a picture of her Eagles scarf on her Facebook celebrity profile-page.
When American movie-actor and former wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson saw the picture of Lori's Eagles scarf (dedicated to Nick Foles!) on Facebook, he decided to Tweet that seeing media-personalities endorse the smalltown sports and culture spirit of everyday Americans (e.g., Foles-Eagles lamp) encouraged today's consumers and media-fans to believe that commerce did not have to be impersonal or purely 'business.' American movie super-star Tom Cruise also saw Lori's Eagles-scarf photo on Facebook and decided that he would say something to the press about the value of pop-psychology in modern media 'couture' (e.g., Dianetics, The Social Network, etc.). Only U.S. President Donald Trump was unexcited, as he sat in the Oval Office on Christmas Day thinking about an important wind-energy joint-venture between America and rival OPEC nation Algeria. Would commerce and media-ad creativity (e.g., National Geographic TV) prevail over consumerism laziness (e.g., Napster)? It was a great 'Capitalism War.'
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