LOL Who Do Bloggers Think They Are?

[Annie]

This is a combo of two threads, just trying to save space.
Links at both sites.

The mainstream media is pretty convinced we bloggers are an unruly, vicious sort. Why, as spacemonkey pointed out, even Ted Rall is questioning whether we're informed enough to have opinions of our own. And, when a piss-poor cartoonist is questioning your qualification to have opinions on political matters, you know you're in trouble.

I think it's time for all us bloggers to prove whether we really are qualified to have opinions. That's why I made...

THE "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" BLOGGER QUIZ

http://www.imao.us/archives/002756.html

http://www.imao.us/archives/002758.html

answer in simplest form: You and me. Now I'll admit, many of the more well-known one are from the fields of law, writing, and computer fields:

Who the Hell Do I Think I Am - Frank J.
Posted by Frank J. at 12:20 PM

Answers to my questions.

1. Who the hell do you think you are?

I am the great Frank J., master of all I see!

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?

I'm an engineer. I make electricity do happy things.

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?

I wrote editorials for my college newspaper which were rated from "crappy" to "not quite as crappy."

4. Do you even read newspapers?

Can't risk getting ink smudged on my fingers and clothes.

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?

No. The people on other news networks are ugly and smell.

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?

I get all my opinions from Rush Limbaugh. I'm also hooked on Oxycotin.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?

I never figured out how to set up my home printer as a fax.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?

I don't want them fired; I want them DEAD!

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?

I own a passport I stole from a French tourist.

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?

I've been to Canada, but it felt weird there and I didn't like it. I kissed the soil when I crossed the border back to the good 'ole U.S. of A.

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?

'cause I don't wanna.

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?

I don't have any friends.

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?

I once reached into a container filled with a non-conductive liquid used for cooling super-computers. It felt weird.

I still fantasize about it to this day.

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!

I am Frank J., master of humor and the blogosphere. Cross me and pay dearly!
links at site, especially 'what brought this on.