Little girls disguised as men

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Ok...............seriously..........would you be disappointed if you saw your man/man friend scream like a little girl?

 

[WinterBorn]

Depends on what it is.

I was working in northeastern Kentucky for a year, living in a vacation cabin. One morning I was in the shower, soaping up, when I felt a tickle on my upper thigh. I looked down and saw a LARGE Wolf Spider climbing up my thigh.

I am pretty sure that as I slapped at my thigh and ran out of the bathroom, the noises I was making were closer to "little girl" than to "large older man".

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Depends on what it is.

I was working in northeastern Kentucky for a year, living in a vacation cabin. One morning I was in the shower, soaping up, when I felt a tickle on my upper thigh. I looked down and saw a LARGE Wolf Spider climbing up my thigh.

I am pretty sure that as I slapped at my thigh and ran out of the bathroom, the noises I was making were closer to "little girl" than to "large older man".

The only thing thats made me scream like a schoolgirl so far, are flying cockroaches.
I never knew I could scream at such a high pitch!!

 

[WinterBorn]

The only thing thats made me scream like a schoolgirl so far, are flying cockroaches.
I never knew I could scream at such a high pitch!!

Yeah, the first time you see one of those big fuckers fly is terrifying. If they land on you, you might need CPR.

 

[Crepitus]

Little girls disguised as men​

 

[Plow Boy]

The only thing thats made me scream like a schoolgirl so far, are flying cockroaches.
I never knew I could scream at such a high pitch!!

Those things, (giant cockroach's)get into my house all of the time here in Florida. I am looking for one right now, it’s in the house somewhere . When I find it I am going to spray it with a solution of Tide and water. That solution kills bugs of any kind, I use a spray bottle and let em have it.

I just added a jolt of Pine Sol to the mix, for some extra killing power.

They are called Palmetto bugs in the south, and I have seen them glide from tall trees, and travel long distances. Now that was a strange thing to watch.

 

[Muhammed]

Depends on what it is.

I was working in northeastern Kentucky for a year, living in a vacation cabin. One morning I was in the shower, soaping up, when I felt a tickle on my upper thigh. I looked down and saw a LARGE Wolf Spider climbing up my thigh.

I am pretty sure that as I slapped at my thigh and ran out of the bathroom, the noises I was making were closer to "little girl" than to "large older man".

Wolf spiders aren't even dangerous to humans.

Sometimes when I pour a basement floor there will be hundreds of those creepy crawlers down there. That's why I wait until just before the pour to roll out the Visqueen vapor barrier that needs to be under the slab. That way they won't contaminate my concrete.

I don't even know how many thousands of those things I've entombed.

 

[WinterBorn]

Wolf spiders aren't even dangerous to humans.

Sometimes when I pour a basement floor there will be hundreds of those creepy crawlers down there. That's why I wait until just before the pour to roll out the Visqueen vapor barrier that needs to be under the slab. That way they won't contaminate my concrete.

I don't even know how many thousands of those things I've entombed.

Oh I know they are not dangerous. And spiders don't bother me in most circumstances. But when you are naked, and they are walking UP your thigh.......well......that is a different ballgame altogether.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Those things, (giant cockroach's)get into my house all of the time here in Florida. I am looking for one right now, it’s in the house somewhere . When I find it I am going to spray it with a solution of Tide and water. That solution kills bugs of any kind, I use a spray bottle and let em have it.

I just added a jolt of Pine Sol to the mix, for some extra killing power.

They are called Palmetto bugs in the south, and I have seen them glide from tall trees, and travel long distances. Now that was a strange thing to watch.

Tide kills bugs.
Hmmmm. Imagine what it does to human cells.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

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Oh look.......Pelosi's abortion speaks again!!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Oh I know they are not dangerous. And spiders don't bother me in most circumstances. But when you are naked, and they are walking UP your thigh.......well......that is a different ballgame altogether.

Maybe it was one of those Biden spiders...............it just wanted to sniff your junk!!!

 

[Desperado]

The only thing thats made me scream like a schoolgirl so far, are flying cockroaches.
I never knew I could scream at such a high pitch!!

The native bird of Florida

 

[WinterBorn]

Maybe it was one of those Biden spiders...............it just wanted to sniff your junk!!!

I was not going to find out what happened when it go to my junk!!