Mr. P
VIP Member
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
" Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled:"Oh My Gosh!!!! They're assholes!"
using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
" Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled:"Oh My Gosh!!!! They're assholes!"
