What's new
US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated, Then Sad Again Because He Was An Illegal Immigrant!!!

The Purge

Platinum Member
Joined
Aug 16, 2018
Messages
17,490
Reaction score
6,912
Points
360
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/28/2021 |

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Local compassionate progressive Karter Brynlee is recovering from an emotional roller coaster today after initially feeling sad for someone dying of COVID, then feeling a perverse thrill after finding out the victim hadn't been responsible enough to get vaccinated, then sad again after realizing he was an illegal immigrant who had snuck across the border.

"Oh, how sad," said Brynlee to himself, quickly followed by "HA! IN YOUR FACE YOU STUPID ANTI-VAX BOOMER!", which was quickly followed by "Oh man... what a tragedy."

"I am very compassionate," Brynlee then said to himself.

According to sources, tens of thousands of unvaccinated undocumented immigrants are being released into the country. Experts say this is totally fine and nothing to worry about. According to Dr. Fauci, the problem should be solved if we make 2-year-olds wear masks.

"That seems like the compassionate thing to do," Brynlee added.

As Brynlee continued to read the news, his sadness turned to joy once again when he found out that the illegal immigrant was an anti-communist refugee from Cuba.

"Eh—I guess the dummy should have stayed in Cuba where they have the best healthcare," he said smugly. "Did I mention how compassionate I am?"
 

Adrenochrome Junkie

Diamond Member
Joined
Sep 4, 2020
Messages
1,207
Reaction score
1,453
Points
1,938
Cubans are illegal. Only every other kind of latinex peoples are allowed to migrate here. Besides Cuba is a great country and everyone is equal there. Very little racism there. They have no need to come here.
 

SweetSue92

Platinum Member
Joined
Jul 18, 2018
Messages
13,156
Reaction score
5,997
Points
400
Location
USA
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/28/2021 |

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Local compassionate progressive Karter Brynlee is recovering from an emotional roller coaster today after initially feeling sad for someone dying of COVID, then feeling a perverse thrill after finding out the victim hadn't been responsible enough to get vaccinated, then sad again after realizing he was an illegal immigrant who had snuck across the border.

"Oh, how sad," said Brynlee to himself, quickly followed by "HA! IN YOUR FACE YOU STUPID ANTI-VAX BOOMER!", which was quickly followed by "Oh man... what a tragedy."

"I am very compassionate," Brynlee then said to himself.

According to sources, tens of thousands of unvaccinated undocumented immigrants are being released into the country. Experts say this is totally fine and nothing to worry about. According to Dr. Fauci, the problem should be solved if we make 2-year-olds wear masks.

"That seems like the compassionate thing to do," Brynlee added.

As Brynlee continued to read the news, his sadness turned to joy once again when he found out that the illegal immigrant was an anti-communist refugee from Cuba.

"Eh—I guess the dummy should have stayed in Cuba where they have the best healthcare," he said smugly. "Did I mention how compassionate I am?"

I laughed out loud reading this. "I'm a compassionate person." EVERY TIME. hahahahahaha

The BB is the best thing to happen to Christianity since....ah heck, well not Martin Luther. That's overstating probably. But only a little.
 

Hang on sloopy

Diamond Member
Joined
Jul 12, 2015
Messages
7,948
Reaction score
9,306
Points
2,138
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/28/2021 |

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Local compassionate progressive Karter Brynlee is recovering from an emotional roller coaster today after initially feeling sad for someone dying of COVID, then feeling a perverse thrill after finding out the victim hadn't been responsible enough to get vaccinated, then sad again after realizing he was an illegal immigrant who had snuck across the border.

"Oh, how sad," said Brynlee to himself, quickly followed by "HA! IN YOUR FACE YOU STUPID ANTI-VAX BOOMER!", which was quickly followed by "Oh man... what a tragedy."

"I am very compassionate," Brynlee then said to himself.

According to sources, tens of thousands of unvaccinated undocumented immigrants are being released into the country. Experts say this is totally fine and nothing to worry about. According to Dr. Fauci, the problem should be solved if we make 2-year-olds wear masks.

"That seems like the compassionate thing to do," Brynlee added.

As Brynlee continued to read the news, his sadness turned to joy once again when he found out that the illegal immigrant was an anti-communist refugee from Cuba.

"Eh—I guess the dummy should have stayed in Cuba where they have the best healthcare," he said smugly. "Did I mention how compassionate I am?"
Is this kinda what you are getting at???
547xv5.jpg
 

Uncensored2008

Libertarian Radical
Joined
Feb 8, 2011
Messages
93,896
Reaction score
24,168
Points
2,180
Location
Behind the Orange Curtain
I laughed out loud reading this. "I'm a compassionate person." EVERY TIME. hahahahahaha

The BB is the best thing to happen to Christianity since....ah heck, well not Martin Luther. That's overstating probably. But only a little.

I'm agnostic and I LOVE the Bee!

They have something the Onion can't match - they're funny.
 

SweetSue92

Platinum Member
Joined
Jul 18, 2018
Messages
13,156
Reaction score
5,997
Points
400
Location
USA
I'm agnostic and I LOVE the Bee!

They have something the Onion can't match - they're funny.

Modern liberals are bitter and almost uniformly miserable people. Miserable, bitter people are rarely, if ever, really funny. Liberals of bygone eras were not like this. Take the 60s.
 

USMB Server Goals

Total amount
$191.00
Goal
$350.00

New Topics

Most reactions - Past 7 days

Forum List

Top