Last Year ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ Was Taken Off the Air

[Weatherman2020]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

 

[Obiwan]

Did I hear "whore"???

 

[JoeB131]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:

Really, I think I've heard the title, but I haven't heard the song yet.

Is this another moral panic? Seriously, is this like the GOP go to Position, when you ultimately fail at the art of governance, you try to create a moral panic?

 

[fncceo]

 

[fncceo]

 

[pknopp]

If I recall one station said they wouldn't play it.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

OK, sometimes, you just gotta laugh. Apologize to Dean!! Different time, different era.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

If you did a remake of baby its cold outside with two dudes it would get a standing ovation at the next HollyWierd self awards ceremony that nobody watches anymore

 

[fncceo]

I thought they were banning it because it denied Global Warming.

 

[Weatherman2020]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:

Really, I think I've heard the title, but I haven't heard the song yet.

Is this another moral panic? Seriously, is this like the GOP go to Position, when you ultimately fail at the art of governance, you try to create a moral panic?

You like your kids singing about niger pussy?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:

Really, I think I've heard the title, but I haven't heard the song yet.

Is this another moral panic? Seriously, is this like the GOP go to Position, when you ultimately fail at the art of governance, you try to create a moral panic?

You like your kids singing about niger pussy?

LOL. Maybe he's never been to Niger. I haven't. Don't know what the kitty looks like there. Again, sometimes, you just gotta laugh.

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[shockedcanadian]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

Huh. I wonder why she is going through a divorce...

 

[Auld Phart]

Was that on the Hit Parade during your teen years?

 

[fncceo]

Was that on the Hit Parade during your teen years?

Helen Kane sang it at my wedding.

 

[fncceo]

 

[fncceo]

I'll refrain from posting the 1933 Lucille Bogan hit, "Shave Me Dry"... the lyrics are quite explicit.

 

[The Irish Ram]

What garbage. PARENTS, where are you?????????????

 

[White 6]

This year WAP is the top song.
Lyrics:
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

Wow. I take it the official videos won't be on prime time.

 

[MarathonMike]

I'm glad I don't have daughters, that's all I have to say.