Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

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Ever been abducted by aliens? Feel the government let you down? Call Jens Lorek. The Dresden-based lawyer announced Thursday that he's in the compensation business, fighting for the victims of little green men.
The German government has been accused of many things but not taking care of those citizens who have been abducted by aliens could be the strangest.

Help is at hand for anyone who feels they have been let down by Chancellor Angela Merkel's coalition in the form of entrepreneurial lawyer Jens Lorek who has seized upon this apparent niche in the compensation market. Lorek has made it known that he is the man to pursue your claim if you feel that the state isn't taking care of you post-abduction.

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