Just cleaned up my apartment

Quasar44

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I have not vacuumed in a good year
Amazing how much crud I picked up

I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom .
The shower and bathroom was not a topic I will be expository on

All my sheets and towels were just washed and cleaned in July
Job done
 
I have not vacuumed in a good year
Amazing how much crud I picked up

I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom .
The shower and bathroom was not a topic I will be expository on

All my sheets and towels were just washed and cleaned in July
Job done
Did you have trouble getting the tractor into the house to plow the crud?
jk :D
 
Did you have trouble getting the tractor into the house to plow the crud?
Heavy machines like a tractor might rupture the carpet bumps and let loose all of those billions of cockroaches, rats and other vermin and critters. Then the whole fucking building collapses because it just lost all of it's vital structural support.

It disrupts the building's entire ecosystem.

He should just leave those carpet bumps alone. It's the way nature intended it.
 
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I have not vacuumed in a good year
Amazing how much crud I picked up

I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom .
The shower and bathroom was not a topic I will be expository on

All my sheets and towels were just washed and cleaned in July
Job done
That's what women or Guatemalans are for ....

July ?I hope ya had more than one set of sheets .......let us know if they crawl away
 
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I have not vacuumed in a good year
Amazing how much crud I picked up

I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom .
The shower and bathroom was not a topic I will be expository on

All my sheets and towels were just washed and cleaned in July
Job done
I haven't cleaned up in 35 years. I don't do vacuums
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I'll bet his vacuum was constantly getting plugged up by bags of dicks lying about, hither and thither, here and there, to and fro, randomly placed, Etc.
 
I have not vacuumed in a good year
Amazing how much crud I picked up

I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom .
The shower and bathroom was not a topic I will be expository on

All my sheets and towels were just washed and cleaned in July
Job done
Please tell me this is supposed to be humorous.
 

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