Jon Favreau....saved Star Wars, now about to save Luke Skywalker....

The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.





WTF? You think a movie with a bunch of fucking teddy bears is better than Rogue One! And you accuse others of having a low IQ!

Dude, go climb under a rock!
rogue one was epic.
 
I hate Star Wars

It is poorly written, badly acted and directed. They take great actors and give them a dialogue worthy of a second rate Soap Opera. For 40 years, Star Wars has existed as a way to sell overpriced toys.

That said, I LOVE Mandalorian
just watched the season finale and it was good. i liked the end of season 1 better, but the mandalorian has been much more entertaining than any of the last 3 star wars movies.

never have seen all of the last one.

The acting in the latest Star Wars has been just horrible. Mandalalorian has better scripts and better acting.
Baby Yoda kicks ass
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?



We know they are brother and sister and George Lucas knew they were brother and sister....what if they had had sex?
 
They need to re-do the Star Wars saga. The next movie should be Luke Skywalker waking up and telling others about how he had crazy dreams (which would be the 3 episodes that dingbat Kathleen Kennedy oversaw) and then go from there. In other words, episodes 7-9 NEVER happened.

And then do it right.

Pull a Bob Newhart and write all that shit off as a dream?
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I think that would work.....they could call it a "Force" dream....
 
Jon Favreau is likely one of the most powerful players in Hollywood now. Star Wars was on its last leg after the 3 dumb movies that destroyed almost all of the good will Star Wars had even after the Prequel movies..............

Int the last movie, they ruined Luke Skywalker.....even Mark Hamill wasn't happy with what they did to his famous character..........they turned him into a murderous, unpleasant, jerk......

Then came Jon Favreau and his "Mandalorian," t.v. show........

I don't know if anyone out there who is a fan of Star Wars missed this, but in the season 2 finale of Mandalorian.............Luke Skywalker makes an appearance and it is everything Star Wars fans have been waiting for since the 1979 movie..........

Jon Favreau gets it........and it is because of him that there are now about half a dozen Star Wars movies green lit for production....without him.....I think Star Wars would have been lost for at least a decade....

Favreau says he wants to give the fans the Luke Skywalker they deserve............
Well in all fairness Luke Skywalker is an old white heterosexual male---of course he had to become a rude evil person.. Isn't this narrative that they are teaching now for all old white hetero males?
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.


Return of the Jedi was the weakest of the real Star Wars movies......
And yet still better than any of the cretin fodder produced by disney.


And on top of that....making Leia the sister of Luke? Really.....? After the kissing and stuff...........really dumb. Luke had a real crush on Leia.........and then to do that was just stupid.

After the kissing and stuff...........

Luke kissed Leia?


Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back when he was in the Medical Ward....it wasn't a chaste kiss....it was meant to make Han mad.....

This is why making Leia his sister was just stupid......that and the fact that Luke had a crush on Leia......

Notice Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss too....



Uhhh

Luke didn't kiss Leia, Leia kissed Luke.

and it was more of a "in your face, Han, you aren't the only man around" thing.

Creepy


Creepy?


They hadn't seen each other since the womb, they had no idea they were related til the 3rd movie.

What makes it 'creepy'?



We know they are brother and sister and George Lucas knew they were brother and sister....what if they had had sex?

:cuckoo:
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.

Return of the jedi.
Princess Leia in a brass bikini?


best shot in the entire series.
Excellent point.

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I’m sorry, but Carrie Fisher is NOT HOT

Cheap knock-off of Jane Fonda in Barbarella

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They picked the wrong guy to be Han Solo...


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NO--THEY DIDN'T.
 
The entire premise is based on making money not on quality characters that last the actor's lifetime..Up next: Harrison Ford in another Indiana Jones film called "Find the Terlit in the Nursing Home"...
you can do both moon.....make money with quality characters and stories....


You can make more money with quality characters and stories....those crap Star Wars movies made money......but would have killed the rest of the series off...

The last good Star Wars movie was Rogue One.
Nope. Return of the jedi. Rogue one sucked ass. Crappy acting weak script, too damn much cgi. Drivel for the moronic low IQ masses.





WTF? You think a movie with a bunch of fucking teddy bears is better than Rogue One! And you accuse others of having a low IQ!

Dude, go climb under a rock!
The "teddy bears" were CUTE!! Never underestimate the power of the CUTENESS.
 
Jon Favreau is likely one of the most powerful players in Hollywood now. Star Wars was on its last leg after the 3 dumb movies that destroyed almost all of the good will Star Wars had even after the Prequel movies..............

Int the last movie, they ruined Luke Skywalker.....even Mark Hamill wasn't happy with what they did to his famous character..........they turned him into a murderous, unpleasant, jerk......

Then came Jon Favreau and his "Mandalorian," t.v. show........

I don't know if anyone out there who is a fan of Star Wars missed this, but in the season 2 finale of Mandalorian.............Luke Skywalker makes an appearance and it is everything Star Wars fans have been waiting for since the 1979 movie..........

Jon Favreau gets it........and it is because of him that there are now about half a dozen Star Wars movies green lit for production....without him.....I think Star Wars would have been lost for at least a decade....

Favreau says he wants to give the fans the Luke Skywalker they deserve............


Agreed.

It is a fine example of how liberals are NOT doing what they do for money. THey managed to lose money on the Solo movie, which took real work, and left billions on the table, with their idiotic wokeness.
 
I think George Lucas got lucky with the first movie....everything came together just right. The others were each weaker than the first, and he made bad decisions about some of the characters...

Ewoks. Enough said.
 
The last episode of The Mandalorian was ten times better than the last three Star War Movies
 
imo, the plan moving forward for disney is to try to give both the actual fans, and the sjw, what they want, by compartmentalizing the wokeness into some shows and the... real star wars into others.


THey want their cake and to eat it too.


Additional points.

1. The real star wars will be in the past, not moving the story forward.

2. The woke shit, will be the stuff moving the story forward, because that is where the heart of the leadership is.

3. It probably won't work.
 

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