John Wayne died with 40 lbs impacted crap in colon

[Polishprince]

A lot of people think that it was cancer, and not to say that didn't play a role in the Duke's death.

But the reality is that Hollywood's greatest star had incredible amounts of impacted crap, and the coming new year is a good time to remind people of the tremendous need for regularity.

Colon Cleansing | LA Colon & Rectal Surgical Associates

A daily diet containing 25–35 grams of fiber and adequate hydration will help maintain adequate colonic throughput.Your colon will take care of itself.

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[occupied]

My colon cancer caused a blockage that persisted for a very long time until the doctors finally figured out what was going on. Not sure how much shit came out after the attempted colonoscopy but it was like giving birth.

 

[Mr Natural]

Looks like The Duke was full of shit.

 

[The Duke]

A lot of people think that it was cancer, and not to say that didn't play a role in the Duke's death.

But the reality is that Hollywood's greatest star had incredible amounts of impacted crap, and the coming new year is a good time to remind people of the tremendous need for regularity.

Colon Cleansing | LA Colon & Rectal Surgical Associates

A daily diet containing 25–35 grams of fiber and adequate hydration will help maintain adequate colonic throughput.Your colon will take care of itself.

lacolon.com

Fake News!
"No matter what the medical possibilities might be, the prototypical John Wayne example is still a demonstrable lie: No autopsy was performed on John Wayne when he succumbed to cancer in 1979."

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[odanny]

So did Elvis Presley, as a result of two things: Opioid addiction and his horrible diet.

Opioids cause constipation, and taken in vast quantities, this will happen. You can always buy Inno Cleanse and pop a few pills, and you clean out your insides quick. Also, eat lots of fiber, and I highly recommend salads, big salads.

 

[1srelluc]

Evidently Animal Mother did not eat enough peanuts.

 

[hjmick]

Was he vaxxed?

 

[Likkmee]

A lot of people think that it was cancer, and not to say that didn't play a role in the Duke's death.

But the reality is that Hollywood's greatest star had incredible amounts of impacted crap, and the coming new year is a good time to remind people of the tremendous need for regularity.

Colon Cleansing | LA Colon & Rectal Surgical Associates

A daily diet containing 25–35 grams of fiber and adequate hydration will help maintain adequate colonic throughput.Your colon will take care of itself.

lacolon.com

I always thought he was full of shit. Pilgrim.

 

[Esdraelon]

Looks like The Duke was full of shit.

Yet still more of a man than most today.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Yet still more of a man than most today.

Yea, I'm sure John Wayne knew what fucking bathroom to use.

 

[SweetSue92]

A lot of people think that it was cancer, and not to say that didn't play a role in the Duke's death.

But the reality is that Hollywood's greatest star had incredible amounts of impacted crap, and the coming new year is a good time to remind people of the tremendous need for regularity.

Colon Cleansing | LA Colon & Rectal Surgical Associates

A daily diet containing 25–35 grams of fiber and adequate hydration will help maintain adequate colonic throughput.Your colon will take care of itself.

lacolon.com

I don't think it's possible for your intestines to hold THAT much poop. Is it?

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

A lot of people think that it was cancer, and not to say that didn't play a role in the Duke's death.

But the reality is that Hollywood's greatest star had incredible amounts of impacted crap, and the coming new year is a good time to remind people of the tremendous need for regularity.

Colon Cleansing | LA Colon & Rectal Surgical Associates

A daily diet containing 25–35 grams of fiber and adequate hydration will help maintain adequate colonic throughput.Your colon will take care of itself.

lacolon.com

The joos have a saying
Death begins in the colon